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more about #blackfriday Friday: Here is my mother's solution to avoiding Black Friday madness: buy Christmas presents over the year to appease fickle children, hide them in a multitu... more » Alys Brangwin has a huge talent: I celebrate Buy Nothing Day every year by putting up the Christmas decorations and making the house glitter with lights. Buy Nothing Day is for those ... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Because this scent is "about two people and the power of the relationship." SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon... more » anteup: Nov-Dec: The Dread It is where I dread Christmas because I feel awkward when people give me presents. I make present face no matter how much I like so... more » deitybox: Please help out a sheltered Jewish girl -- after spending the majority of my adult years living in Israel I need to know the holiday gift-giving etiqu... more » Devi: I got an email from Michaels advertising its Cyber Monday deals, "available in-store only!" Michaels has no idea what 'cyber' means. more » randomnessish: December 26th is just as bad as Black Friday. Seriously, everything is mobbed with people trying to return shit. I recall one harrowing experience w... more » Dorilys: December 6th is the night that Saint Nick comes! (Tiny consumption climax) more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: December 25th, 2008: I open the one gift Mr. Foibles has for me. It is a square box tied with white satin ribbon. The box is that wonderful shade of r... more » belle TL: In happier news, December 5th is also Repeal Day, aka the anniversary of when Prohibition was ended: [www.repealday.org] more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I consider Black Friday to be an extension of my birthday. It's the day when all the retailers get together to make sure that I get everything I want... more » BetteD: December 21: BetteD's birthday! Anyone who's anyone is invited to my house to escape relatives, smoke weed, drink wine/beer/booze/water, watch Fast T... more » ZemarSea Urchin: December 26: Boxing Day Return everything. Otherwise known as you cannot return anything day (in some shops) because we have big, big sales and no ti... more » morninggloria: I participated in Cybar Monday this year by buying this for my brother. [www.shopplasticland.com] My brother is an adult. I am the best sister in t... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: They're trying hard, but I have to say that despite having money to spend and people to buy for, I'm just not feeling anything that anyplace has to of... more » ZemarSea Urchin: December 24th F*%k its Christmas Eve! Day: This is the day where all the menfolk realize that its their last chance to buy presents for the important ... more » TransFat: Cyber Monday, can't trust that day, Cyber Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way Oh Monday morning, you gave me more reasons to avoid human comp... more » odinsraven: Cyber Monday was over as a marketing ploy almost as quickly as it started. Basically, back when many people had dial-up connections or no home intern... more » Penny: I have to say, I feel downright gleeful about how little I have to buy. My family pulls names and our limit is 100 bucks. Easy cheesy. And more mon... more » femme-bot: Do people actually DO this stuff? I come from a family of hermits/people haters. None of us really shop from nov-jan. We talk about "skipping xmas" ev... more » -
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The 9 Days Of Ridiculous Holiday Marketing
Today is Cyber Monday — the online version of Black Friday — leading us to wonder if there's any day in November or December without some bullshit holiday benchmark attached to it. After the jump, eight more offenders.
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Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
- Karl Lagerfeld gave SpongeBob SquarePants a makeover for a charity auction, resulting in this little charmer, which sold for €1,000. [WWD]
