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more about #biteme Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: A danse macabre? I hope they play a lot of The Faint's music. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: bummer, i can't make it. i have a zombie mall-walk that weekend. more » Eric Northman is mine: The interesting thing with vampire books/shows/movies nowadays is they're not as scary as they used to be. I hate horror movies and I haven’t watche... more » Triphena: I saw the trailer for Twilight II last night and man, does it look bad. I see where Buffy and True Blood would interest people but this looked like s... more » Rare Affinity: I don’t understand the appeal of vampires. I hate it when a small needle is inserted in my veins to draw blood for testing, so I am damned if I am g... more » lilbobbytables: Wait, this is seriously the first Vampire-Con? That is the only thing that surprises me. No snark intended to the editors - I just thought that everyt... more » bluebears: Can someone into these types of things (ie comic-con) please explain the appeal? I'm into a good vampire story now and then but this sounds about as a... more » Annabellie: I predict that a lot of places are going to sell out of glitter. more » LaComtesse: "Even my grandmother is into vampires now." This statement is (or should be taken as) a death knell for any trend. more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: All I can say is thank Allah that this is taking place in LA. Here in NY we prefer these kinds of Conventions. http://tinyurl.com/mgya4k more » Shamrockette: "In the end, the best shape to be is a celery stick." But what if you hate celery? Why can't it be a carrot instead? Or a pint of ice cream? more » NewsBunny: I am overweight. I exercise and try to eat reasonably healthy. I have fabulous blood pressure, Great HDL And LDL, and can ride my bike 15 miles a pop ... more » Brigit: I like to consider myself homo-sapiens shaped, I really don't know why. more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Gee I wonder why on earth pear shaped women ould be developing low self-esteem and/or eating disorders? Shut the fuck up, Daily news. more » Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: Man, this just reminds me of that whole "skinny-fat" idea - any curve AT ALL to your middle, and you're gonna die of diabetes, heart disease, cancer a... more » choufleur: I couldn't be celery shaped if I tried, since I suddenly got hips and breasts (at twenty, late puberty for the win?). more » rmj12345: Since when is Tyra "so thin she covers it up"? Not hating - I think she's gorg, but she ain't thin like Angelina. Is this guy actually licensed? more » HappyHappyJoyJoy: Notice these doctors are all guys. I imagine the ideal body shape for a dude is a celery stick, what with the lack of menstration and the inability to... more » CherriSpryte: I am pumpkin-shaped, and, though this may be confusing to Jeff Halevy, I still look amazing. more » thatblackgirl: Fuck all of them. I'm going to continue to be fabulous flabby myself. more » -
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Coming In August: Vampire-Con, "The First Vampire-Centric Convention"
The 2-day event will include a film festival, panel discussions, and a danse macabre, with "vampirerotica" go-go girls and boys. "People are really excited about this," says Heidi Johnson, Vampire-Con's PR director. "Even my grandmother is into vampires now." [Newsweek] -
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Veggie-Brained Diet Doctors Promote Veggie-Shaped Bodies
With research showing those of us with a little junkinthetrunk may be at less risk for diabetes and high blood pressure, the Daily News thinks we need to go back to feeling shitty about ourselves. More »
