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more about #birthdays CerebralMagpie: Did CJ do "The Jackyl" for him? Sorry, geeky Alison Janney moment is past now... more » sybann: Oh my christ I am an old fart - that made me freaking cry. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Helen Thomas is kinda one of my heroes. Well-played, Mr. President. Well-played. And it is such a relief to have a kind, thoughtful, and respectf... more » Wit is periodically disensouled: Aww... happy birthday to a great Lady. Cupcakes? Freaking adorable. I always preferred cupcakes to cake, despite the fact that they are pretty muc... more » GeorgeFayne: Helen Thomas, Barack Obama, and cupcakes. It's like a trip through my dreams. Now where's the unicorn and the nacho cheese slide? more » megrobelia: The only way this could be more adorable is if they were both wearing pointy birthday hats. more » hfree: Too too cute. She's probably thinking "I've been in this place longer than you've been alive". more » badmutha: This, dear Jezzies, is how you show the world that you respect your elders and have a soul. Contrast his treatment of Helen Thomas to that of the Bush... more » Penny: 1. That's so darned cute. 2. He's only 40-fucking-8?? 3. Happy birthday to both! 4. I want a cupcake. more » bluebears: Careful Helen! I've heard he hates old people and wants to euthanize everyone over 65. more » frankie22: Aw man. August 4th produces a lot of awesome, adorable people. more » Ipomoea: I hate that I get so worked up over my birthday, so I try to internalize it and not mention it, but I also have friends who treat their birthday week ... more » Phyllis Nefler: Every year I throw myself a huge party with all of my friends and get really, really drunk, and eveyrone else pays for it. I do this now because I go... more » Tart of Darkness: Today is my daughter's 25th birthday. We are thousands of miles apart and I managed to blow sending her birthday package in time for it to arrive by ... more » MockMyWorld: What, really, is a birthday? A designated day when we're supposed to feel special? Why, yes! That's EXACTLY what it is. What was I, I berated myself... more » brendastarlet is on it: Happy birthday to you both! I would love to have a thread at the beginning of the month for everyone who has a birthday that month, so we can be sure ... more » Hooplehead: I can relate about the birthdays. It is such a downer when they don't turn out the way you'd like. But I don't think your happy notebook is lame at ... more » restless: Bad birthday stories? Bring it, kids. My 39th was spent getting ripped off for a massage because I agreed to things by someone with an accent, who I d... more » Meglantine: Yesterday was my birthday as well!! Besides a small dinner with my family, everyone was agog that I didn't want a stupid crazy theme party like they h... more » Tippi Hedren: Happy birthday, ladies! And a very merry un-birthday to everyone else. My fiance (he was my live-in boyfriend at the time), completely disregarded my ... more » -
#clips
Happy Birthday — Mr. President
Moments ago, birthday boy President Barack Obama made a surprise visit to the White House Briefing Room for celebratory cupcakes and candles. Not for him, mind you, but for veteran reporter Helen Thomas, who turns 89 to his 48 today. -
#manyhappyreturns
Crappy Birthday To Me, Crappy Birthday To Me
When it lets you down, you'll cry if you want to! More » -
