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more about #birds more comments → lisas: As a crazy bird lady, this picture makes me squeal and nom. Baby birds are so obvious in their dinosaurity (shut up that's a word ok), I just want to ... more » ManofReason: I am sorry but even baby flamingos are ugly. I can't stand those nasty birds, or maybe I just associate them with those plastic versions on lawns in F... more » Mafalda para Presidente: I'd be scared of pink flamingos who have a freaky hairy tail that looks strangely like a human, too. more » saintbernadette: Bring Sifl and Olly in for the job. They'll win 'em over. more » beastybeatsy: Oh for the love of god, I want a baby flamingo. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: I want a flamingo hand puppet more than is probably healthy. I would be the coolest 'aunt' ever. more » argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: ha! isn't homer simpson terrified of sock puppets? more » Sister Toldja: I saw this last night, randomly. I never watch Letterman, but this is so worth it. Spoiler for those who want to enjoy this without context: these are... more » bananastand: Those boys are stunned to have found their dream women on Letterman. Kismet. more » CurtCole: Apparently making the noise of ducks fucking will attract a whole row of teenage boys. Wish I'd know this in highschool. more » Beat Girl: Can you imagine getting all dressed up in your finest to go on TV and honk repeatedly? This clip is even better without context. more » Hamsterpants: I'm afraid of large birds. I saw one of these at the LA Zoo when I was a kid and it seriously fucked with my head. Thing has a beak that could snap yo... more » BabyJane: Having post nasal drip is a talent? more » picardia: First of all, best post title ever. Second, I think this bird has better moves than I do. more » Her Grace: Bird dances better than me. I has a sad. more » -
#birdbrains
Baby Flamingos Scared Of Pink
A zoo keeper explains of the chicks, named Little and Large: "We've been wearing a hand puppet which imitates adult flamingos, but unfortunately [they were] really terrified of the socks." [Telegraph] -
#dancedancerevolution
Breakin 2: Electric Cockatoo
I know the news has been a bit depressing today, so to make up for it, here is a video of Snowball, the parrot who taught scientists that birds can actually learn how to dance. More » -
#featherthenest
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Three different Devon birds have built nests from the clippings of Brian Williams' white hair. Says he, "I am going a bit thin on top but there's still some left to help them out." [Telegraph] -
