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more about #billyraycyrus more comments → pesematology: Pete Wentz is dumb and he uses the word "literally". more » EKane: I LOVE the Ice T and Tupac duet. Where has that been all my life? more » kookla: Totally bummed Courtney Love stopped Twittering. Now who's gonna talk to the aliens for us? more » Bitingpika: Awww. Thanks, Pam! more » JinxyMcDeath: Oh Sherri, "married to his career" might be a nice way of telling the crazy ignorant lady who twitters her private life to F off. more » brightpeonies: I'm a little embarrassed to say Stephanie Pratt's tweet made me giggle audibly. more » Ojun76: Wow, I never thought I'd have something in common with Jenna Jamison. I had vertigo - I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not fun. more » valleyval: I'm the first to say I'm not a Jessica Simpson fan however the way people have treated this dog situation is disgusting. I can't believe how cruel peo... more » schweppes: Canadians are allowed to have twitters, too. more » AntonioLamia: She's Canadian. It's Canadian Thanksgiving today. more » barfingofowls: oh Pamela, if it wasn't for those looks of yours.... more » GirlFailer: And a Merry Christmas to you too, Pam! more » Elaken: I am with Jessica Simpson on this one. When my cat went missing I put up flyers and get a call from someone saying they thought they just hit my cat.... more » meghanmcotter000: True story: My father in law started using text messages about a month ago and he's a little shaky on the whole commonly used acronyms thing. His fi... more » sarasasa: Elizabeth Taylor's perfectly written, properly capitalized and punctuated tweets are a breath of fresh air. I'm thinking of opening a twitter account ... more » -
#tweetbeat
Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter Gets Hacked
Today in Tweet Beat, some "butthole" hacked into Billy Ray Cyrus' account, Sherri Shepherd gives relationship advice, and Jessica Simpson wants you to respect her dead dog's memory. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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Billy Ray Pleads For Miley Cyrus To Return To Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton gets a pig, Kirstie Alley hates Chelsea Handler, and Jessica Simpson finally learns how to spell "Morocco." More » -
#partyintheusa
Nothing Sexy About Hotels!
Even though her dad has explained it was "art," Miley Cyrus has retired her infamous stripper pole - replacing it with some kind of rolling cart like "the kind a hotel bellhop uses." [E!] -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Is Fighting With Sam On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Jody Watley is jealous that Ellen DeGeneres has two jobs, Stevie Wonder watches Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Kim Zolciak does her usual climbing. More » -
#dirtbag
Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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#poleaxed
Miley's Little Sister Gets In On Act; Disney Peddles Her Cherries
Miley Cyrus' pole-dance is so yesterday. The latest controversy? Her 9-year-old sister's iteration. More » -
#dirtbag
Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
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#dirtbag
Angie & Brad's Bodyguard To Dish Dirty Details?
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard Mickey Brett might pen a tell-all or sell a TV show based on his life working for the A-list couple.
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#snapjudgment
Dear Dad, Thank You For Never Attempting A Look Like This
[Munich, April 25. Image via Getty.]
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#dirtbag
Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno
- Jamie Foxx apologized on the Tonight Show for his statements about Miley Cyrus (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling Jay Leno:
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#dirtbag
Jeremy Piven Poisoned? Sounds Fishy, Say Experts
- None other than the National Fisheries Institute has responded to Entourage actor Jeremy "Thermometer" Piven's claims that he has suffered from mercury poisoning.
