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more about #billyjoel more comments → TheUptightMidwesterner: "My god, how can that man alley-cat the country like that and be such a good golfer? I get a cold and it adds 6 strokes to my game!!!" -My Dad more » BetteD: trashygirls.com Tiger? Really? Wow. Guess you can't always smell a Douchebag by his Ed Hardy cologne. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and ... more » BetteD: Gah--Max Power! The man whose name you'd love to touch! (But you musn't touch!) more » Scout: i slept with Tiger Woods more » rodmanstreet: I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Michelle Obama is forty-six?????" What's your secret, woman? And no, your skin creams are not privileged i... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Jezelawyers, website owners aren't responsible for libelous content that users post, right? (regarding the ROn Livingston thing) more » PilgrimSoul: Also why are they always Vegas showgirl types? more » PilgrimSoul: What's the rule about counting mistresses? Don't you stop after like 10 or something? more » hughman: Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure." i just picture them asking her this at a bowling all... more » limber: You just know that tabloid journalists are in a race to find that elusive ninth Woods mistress, so they can write a giant headline about "Tiger playin... more » sara-without-an-h: "My sister was just a little girl on an hourly wage at Perkins," Lynn Lawton says, "We knew what he wanted her for." Could this sound any sleezier? Th... more » Penny: Ugh, Trump, don't act like Miss fucking USA is some beacon of cultural amazingness. And don't slyly cut on a woman's looks. You're SUCH an asshole. more » Penny: Woods certainly has Madonna/whore issues, doesn't he... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm sorry, she must feel so dirty? She wasn't fucking someone else's husband. more » BabyJane: Tiger, tiger, not so bright With other women in the night What immoral things you've done You'll pay with cash and property more » -
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Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
- Oh, dear. Tiger Woods' fourth alleged mistress has been identified as Jamie Jungers, a cocktail waitress and "Trashygirls.com" model from Las Vegas. Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure." [E!]
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Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
- Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]
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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
- Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:
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Cameron's "A-List Love Triangle"; Michael Jackson's Secret Norwegian Love Child
- Cameron Diaz was out with Jude Law on Sunday night in London, but last week she was out in London with Leonardo DiCaprio. This paper calls it an "A-list love triangle."
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Kate Moss Destroys Hopes Of Kills Fans; Emma Watson To Design Own Line?
- One of the hazards of dating a rock star: When, mid-fight, you want to throw some of his stuff into a pool, there's a slight risk that he might have unreleased, non-backed-up new songs among his personal effects. [Mirror]
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Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
- Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured.
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GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
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Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating;
BillyWilliam Joel, Wife, Call It Quits- Justin Timberlake was supposedly caught cheating on Jessica Biel... by Lindsay Lohan. Linds happened to be at a nightclub in New York and spotted a very drunk Justin holding hands and kissing another woman. She snapped a picture and Tweeted:
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It's The Poop
Hehe, this is so shades of "Antony" Hopkins. Gwyneth Paltrow refers to Billy Joel as "William". Seriously, no matter how well meaning, Ms. Paltrow's GOOP ghostwriter (or publicist) needs to nip this sort of pretense in the bud. [EW] -
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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A Boy For Spiderman, A Girl On The Way For Heidi And Seal
- Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who already have a daughter together, two-and-a-half year old Ruby, now have a son; their second child was born Friday and "the family is healthy and happy." [People]
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Naomi Campbell Sobers Up, Puts Down The Crack(Berry)
- Naomi Campbell: "Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I've finally come to realize that for me, it's all or nothing — and it has to be nothing." [E! Online]
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Madonna's Still Fighting For Mercy; Kate & Owen Are Over Again
- The Malawi Human Rights Commission is stepping in to help Madonna appeal her adoption case. Sources say three-year-old Mercy James "understands what's going on" and has been asking, "Where is Mummy? Where is Lola?" [People]
