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more about #billycrudup more comments → AFever: Did anyone else just finish taking the bar and feel their blood pressure rise precipitously when they read the Carrie Prejean item? Negligent inflicti... more » bangers: why, billy crudup? you are talented and sexy and don't even take that many roles...why be in that julia roberts trashsicle? more » NellMood: Well now I'm totally disappointed in Jill Sobule. more » MilointheMeadow: As for the oil v. butter debate, I think long life has less to do with what you eat/drink/smoke/etc, and more to do with decreasing the stress in your... more » MilointheMeadow: "Tony Romo and Nick Lachey rebound with Jessica Simpson look-a-likes while she's left smooching a dog." Sounds like Jessica is the least pathetic of ... more » laureltreedaphne: I don't know about calling Katherine Heigel batshit crazy. Hypocritical? Yeah, maybe. But a LOT of people felt that Knocked Up was not exactly the bes... more » swashbuckling: If you take Mariah's song and Eminem's song as completely about a short-lived fling between the two, MC comes out looking better. She's done, she does... more » BAngieB: Hey, Jill? Come sit by me. more » cocobanal: The fact that this model got pregnant means that she had a fling with Jude Law and did not practice safe sex. That just boggles my mind. I mean, that ... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Wow, Jill. Just ... wow. *runs away from New York* Also, anyone else feel the lady hate in the "Dirt" level, before you move down to "Bag" is vergin... more » OneBigPear: Butter is better! Homer's Space Age (out of this world) Moon Waffles Homer the Heretic ingredients: 1 package of caramel squares 2 cups wa... more » OneBigPear: I want to kiss Rose McGowan full on the lips for that statement. more » morninggloria: I can't imagine that the pictures that Eminem allegedly has of Mariah Carey could possibly do any damage to her career. Sexytime pictures? So what? ... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Jon & Michael: Douchegasm! There, that is a MUCH better title for your stupid reality show. Paymenaoplz. more » la.donna.pietra: Why am I not surprised that Madonna has Taken to Capitalizing random Words like an 18th-century novelist? more » -
#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#dirtbag
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel: Dunzo, Again
- Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split up again, five months after reconciling. "Sarah initiated the split this time," says a source. "He's bummed." The two had dated on and off for six years.[US Weekly]
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#criticalmass
Watchmen Is A Rorschach Test For Critics
Fanboys (and girls) have been squabbling for years over whether Watchmen, one of the most lauded comics of all time, could be translated to film. The movie was released today, but critics still can't decide. More » -
#dickflicks
Will You Be Watching The Watchmen?
Apparently the thing to look out for will be Billy Crudup's blue balls. Or as this review calls them, "an often visible set of cerulean genitalia." [The Daily Beast, Variety]
