Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #billybobthornton more comments → Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: I don't blame Hayden at all. I would jump on Milo Ventimiglia any day, regardless of his being twice my age. Oh, sigh... more » AboutToLaugh: Gee, Aisha Curry... Could it be that Tameka's title is similar to yours because "You're pretty for dark-skinned girl" is a back-handed compliment that... more » morninggloria: I wouldn't call Spencer the villian as much as the wood tick. more » NoelleBlue: The actual quote from London Daily Mirror from Katy Perry: "She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her ... more » LaComtesse: Dear Spencer Pratt, Iago from "Othello" is a villain. Satan from Milton's "Paradise Lost" is a villain. Humbert Humbert of "Lolita" is a villain. The... more » fluxus flucker: The article about David Nordahl and MJ was fascinating. I hope the exhibition goes on tour, which seems to have been something that both men had plann... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I find it odd that Billy Ray is okay with the pole dancing in front of the tweens, but he was up in arms about the Annie Lebowitz shoot. more » BritneyCanadaWhore: I think the second linked picture of Liam Hemsworth is actually Charlie Hunnam, who played Lloyd on Undeclared. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: He's such a cutie patootie. Hehe. While he is a cutie patootie, I have a feeling that Angela Chase would not approve of this descriptor. more » flamesonthesideofmyface: Ugh I hate to say it but that's actually one of the more sensible things I've ever heard Spencer Pratt say. Normally he's going around talking about h... more » fluxus flucker: Claire Danes is so strikingly gorgeous, its almost maddeningly unfair! BTW, if anyone knows a secret to having such fantastic legs (other than genetic... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Maybe I'm just naive, but I have a hard time believing that Lady Gaga or her people put the intersex rumor out there. There doesn't seem to be an act... more » Maggita: Oh man I'm coveting every dress from Claire Dane's photo shoot. Is it bad that I want a gold metal dress with only one sleeve? more » stoprobbers: "The fun thing about surgery is that they always have new things and you can always try things. I'm not sure what's on that list right now, but I'm su... more » YorubaGirl: Kids in the Hall - YEAH! Randomly, I used to watch this in when we lived in Nigeria many moons ago. Canadian funnies FTW. more » -
#dirtbag
Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
-
#dirtbagafterdark
Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie
- Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday on July 10, which is especially tragic because she had planned a Barbie and Ken themed party.
-
#dirtbag
Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
-
#dirtbag
Ryan Seacrest And Lindsay Lohan To Work On "Meaningful" Reality Show Together
- Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan are joining forces to create a reality show wherein people who are "on the wrong track" plead their cases for a second chance and are given 1 million dollars to start their lives over. [USWeekly]
-
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Eggs On The Paparazzi; Billy Bob Doesn't Blame Canadians
- Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]
-
#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please
- Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]
-
