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more about #billoreilly SUNNY1: "I stained myself" That sounds so, so wrong coming from a Muppet. more » 201curzonst: I'm confused - which one's the Muppet again? more » whats_in_a_name: Sadly the average Fox news viewer probably wouldn't notice since they're already so used to getting their news from puppets. more » Lymed: All I ever hear when I turn on Fox News is: Anchor: Meep meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep! Guest: Mahna mahna! Anchor: Meep meep meep meep meep ... more » HarpMadness: The comb-over is the best. more » SwirlGirl: Elmo for Glenn Beck. Now. The high-pitched yelling would be a lot more tolerable if coming from a furry red monster. more » girlfriend 6.0: "I stained myself" Indeed. Indeed. more » amazoncowgirl: Now, I'm making no comment on Oprah's politics here, but if they're replacing people with Muppets, I can TOTALLY see Miss Piggy stepping into Ms Winfr... more » BearDownCBears: Do The Bitters really need more puppets? Isn't Jeff Dunham enough? more » whats_in_a_name: She must get her variety from the same place she gets all of the newspapers she reads. #sarahpalin more » PaigeTurner: katie couric is laughing hysterically somewhere. #sarahpalin more » ArtfulSlinger: I still kick myself for being in the same room with her over ten years ago and not viciously attacking her. Because at some point, evil like this jus... more » PreposterousHypothesis: "...I don't want to impose my moral values on others." So you're pro-choice then, right? more » LaComtesse: This one time, I will let Lauren Conrad speak for me: more » ellaesther: Dear MSM (and you too, Fox): Ann Coulter is not a pundit, she is not a commentator, she is not a thinking adult -- she is a damaged person in search o... more » Dodgergirl: I think what bothers me the most about this... everyone always says "Oh, Coulter is just an ENTERTAINER, she's just doing it to get attention, etc" a... more » inabook: And now I feel sick to my stomach. At least even O'Reilly is acknolwedging that Tiller's death was domestic terrorism. That's the only positive in th... more » morninggloria: Who ignored Ann Coulter as a child? Is she angry that someone removed the "e" from her name? Does she have "e"-ness envy? Does she have stomach paraly... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Anne Coulter makes me so angry. I know that's her deal. I know she gets kicks out of being inflamatory. I hate to make her happy or give her what she ... more » BabyJane: I always think I am going to be immune to her particular brand of vitriol, because I know what she's all about and nothing she says should surprise me... more » -
#trashtalk
Replacement Of Conservative Pundits By Muppets Begins
Did Sesame Street feel guilty for slamming "Pox News" last year? Maybe that's why they sent "fair and balanced" grouch-caster Spill O'Reilly on The O'Reilly Factor to proclaim, "We grouches are totally unbiased [...] We can't stand anybody!" [TMZ] -
#roguesgallery
For Palin's Book Tour, "Variety" Means "A Whole Bunch Of Fox News Commentators"
"I'm also hoping to have the opportunity to talk with Bill O'Reilly, Barbara Walters, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham, Dennis Miller, Tammy Bruce, [...] (Variety is the spice of life!)" [Think Progress] -
#roevsworld
Coulter Calls Tiller's Murder "A Termination," Makes O'Reilly Look Good
Want to see Bill O'Reilly look like a moderate? Watch him argue about murdered Kansas Ob/Gyn George Tiller with Ann Coulter. More » -
#roevsworld
Bill O'Reilly Shows Why "Abortion Reduction" Isn't Really Pro-Choice
Salon Editor-in-Chief Joan Walsh's Friday appearance on The O'Reilly Factor — beyond giving O'Reilly himself yet another opportunity to be heart-stoppingly offensive — revealed some of the biggest problems with the abortion debate today, including the focus on "abortion reduction." More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Ashton & Demi Want Susan Boyle; Marilyn Manson Cries Over Drugs
- A source claims that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary party. Demi reportedly would also like Susan to "flash her knee" at Ashton. [Daily Express]
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#dirtbag
Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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#newsat10
Sarah Palin Waves Goodbye To Washington; U.S. Waves Goodbye To Jobs
- Sarah Palin is going to skip this weekend's White House Correspondents Dinner because some town in Alaska flooded and she needs to appear like she's committed to this "governing" thing. [Politico]
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#leftovers
Sexist Beer Ad Gets The Boot • "To Kill a Mockingbird" Named Most Inspirational Book
• The advertising overlords have ruled that this ad for Courage beer suggesting that a man needs a drink to gather the "Dutch courage" to tell a woman her ass looks fat, is unacceptable. • More » -
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#grumpyoldmen
Bill O'Reilly Thinks Internet Killed The Talk Radio Star
Bill O'Reilly was on The View today, where he admitted that the only thing he hates more than Sean Penn, are "far left" blogs, and insisted that Twitter decreases the popularity of talk radio shows. More » -
#dirtbag
Madonna's Adoption Delayed
- Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
- Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.
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#jerk
Bill O'Reilly Knows What To Do To Uppity Women That Won't Shut Up
Amanda Terkel was stalked and ambushed by O'Reilly Factor producer Jesse Watters for daring to note that Bill O'Reilly once blamed a woman for her assault and murder because of her dress and intoxication. [ThinkProgress]
