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more about #billmaher more comments → prettycool: Yeah, ok, but what was Andrew WK partying about today? MOAR WK! Dear lord, I think I'm going to have to actually join twitter to get my fix. #lindsay... more » andromache: damn I agree with LiLo on something: I love both House and Californication. this means LiLo and I are practically BFFs!!!!! #lindsaylohantwitter more » Bitingpika: What do the women do after they've met Jesus? Make awkward small talk? Ask for his fish and loaf recipe? #lindsaylohantwitter more » SUNNY1: Citizen Know-Nothing frowns haughtily upon your comments Bill Maher! #lindsaylohantwitter more » phantom lady: So many questions Blair. Was Jesus alone or was Madonna there too? What are they doing at your little hoodunk church? And what preytell is "unchurched... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Sarah Palin resigned months ago and she's only canceling her AKGovSarahPalin account now? #lindsaylohantwitter more » rodmanstreet: Oh, Lindsay, just when I thought we could no longer be friends, you had to bring the Duchovny love. I guess I just can't quit you yet. #lindsaylohant... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Blair, I think you're done repenting for stealing that poem from Emily Dickinson and turning it in as your own and for being a mega-bitch to Jo for al... more » pesematology: Congrats Rivers!!! more » Hecklerette: I though LoRon was over by now. And why doesn't Samantha just call it off? #lindsaylohantwitter more » Alohamaid: Jesus lins do you realize how stalker mccrazypants you sound? #lindsaylohantwitter more » BetteD: Yeah, Scott Baio. If only America were more like North Korea and Iran. Because the citizens of those countries have so much love for their governmen... more » sybilstryk: Having Charles in Charge went from being my happy childhood fantasy to my ultimate adult nightmare. more » lucyjae: The new guy in the twitterhood, He lives downstairs and it's understood He's there just to infuriate me Like he's one of the family Charles in charge... more » HereComesMyBaby: Rivers never changes! #kirstiealleytwitter more » -
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Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned Beyoncé, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife). More » -
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Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More » -
#clips
Bill Maher Brings Us Sarah Palin's Going Rogue: The Jane Austen Edition
On last night's Real Time With Bill Maher, Maher took on Sarah Palin's memoir, Going Rogue, showcasing "auditions" by a few famous ghostwriters, including Are You There Russia? It's Me, Dipshit, by Judy Blume. Clip above/at left. -
#dirtbag
Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast
- Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:
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On The Mark: Bill Maher Compares Mark Sanford's, Mark Foley's Love Letters
On last night's Real Time With Bill Maher, Maher decided to compare and contrast the mash notes sent by Gov. Mark Sanford to his mistress with texts sent by former Congressman Mark Foley to male Congressional pages. Clip at left. More » -
#haters
Bill Maher: "Usually Girls Are Haters"
"I'm guessing you have more male friends than female," Bill Maher says to Cameron Diaz, apropos of nothing, during last Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher. Causing Cameron to assert that she's not gay. More » -
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Bill Maher Takes On Susan Boyle
Calling her "the troll with the voice of an angel," Bill Maher took on the Susan Boyle phenomenon, imagining what her celebrity trajectory will be, now that she's an internet sensation. How true is it? More » -
