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more about #billhader LaMorena: Not to be a buzz-kill, but in Spain wedding/engagement rings are usually worn on the right hand. more » applejuice: Oh my goodness, that clip learned me that Jon Hamm was a baseball catcher. For some kind of unexplainable reason that makes me like him even more. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Do you think Al ever met Sophia Petrillo? Picture it. Sicily, 1959... more » gangey: Sharon Stone sounds like she found The Secret Garden or something. Next up, Dicken with a lamb and some injured birdies! more » LikeChai: Hey Bruce Jenner, I think you did absolutely nothing to deserve absolutely anything, ever. WTF TMZ for even asking his douche opinion on this. more » swashbuckling: The notion of Pacino ruing his sex-for-sustenance the morning after makes him sound incredibly endearing. Dustin Hoffman used to set off my 'grandpa f... more » jcb820: Oh my gosh, I'd totally give 20 year old Al Pacino a place to stay. Yum. more » TransFat: Pacino was a hustler? No way! more » LAmonkeygirl: Dear Everyone, Please stop making sex tapes. Love, Me more » RisaPlata: Michael Lohan visited Jon Gosselin at his Pennslyvania home today and played with Jon's kids. If Kate wants full custody, this may be all the court n... more » PaigeTurner: penelope and javier are going to have some hot babies more » londoner: Kate Winslett and Sam Mendes? Noooooooo! more » rd2uk: ugh what danni minogue said to that dude on x factor was so incredibly inappropriate. as if there is something wrong with him if he is in fact gay or ... more » annebreal: Honestly, Miley should know better, but she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, is only sixteen, and probably pays even less attention to how s... more » Blueberry26: "I had dairy a few weeks ago by accident and I knew because the next day I was all phlegmy. And I was farting and it was gross. And then I knew. It wa... more » jigglyball: But... but... Yoplait tells me that eating yogurt will cause me to lose dress sizes! And that I'll have hilarious misunderstandings with my tailor abo... more » sarasasa: Wasn't there a poll here last week to see how long it would take Jon Gosselin to find religion? Ta-dáh! Come get your prizes ladies and gentlemen! more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): Soooo . . . since dairy makes you gain weight, not eating it will make me skinny? If I cut out all dairy, I'll magically lose the 100lbs I need to ... more » willwriteforfood: Five bucks says Jon Gosselin pronounces the ch in Chanukah. more » mbot says Spock yeah!: Kelly Bensimon: So, what are you doing for your Columbus Day holiday? Man on the Street: Well, I was thinking of taking my family out to-- KB: STOP.... more » -
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Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
- Penelope Cruz, who is rumored to be engaged to Javier Bardem, showed up to the premiere of Pedro Almódovar's Broken Embraces in New York on Sunday with a knuckle-sized sapphire surrounded by small diamonds on her ring finger. [People]
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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Rihanna Back In Spotlight; Brat Packers Remember John Hughes
- Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:
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#clips
SNL Takes On "The Girlfriend Voice"
Perhaps the best skit from last night's SNL was this take on the dreaded "girlfriend voice," and other voices that people put on when talking to certain friends on the phone. Clip after the jump. More » -
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Farrah Fawcett Hospitalized, Lindsay Denied Entrance, Viggo And Lily Talk About Quitting
- Actress Farrah Fawcett, 62, has been hospitalized since last Thursday in what People magazine is calling "her latest setback with cancer." Fawcett was first treated for cancer in 2006; the cancer reappeared in 2007. [People]
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#reminders
SNL Live Thread Tonight
Once again, curiosity gets the best of us: due to Seth Rogen hosting, we're going to have a Saturday Night Live Thread tonight. Let's hope it's worth it. Here's a clip to psych you up: More » -
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SNL Attempts To Save Broadway
On last night's Saturday Night Live, the cast came together in a very silly skit to address the troubled state of Broadway. Bill Hader's Music Man alone makes this a gem. Clip after the jump. More »
