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more about #bikinis CherriSpryte: I have never, in my entire life, worn a bikini. I am contemplating changing that. more » lurker2209: I sort of hate the way the only swimsuits you can find in stores are either bikinis or fugly one-pieces with skirts. Even though I know I should be l... more » tscheese: But if I wear a bikini, my PRIVILEGE will show! I always have to wear a kicky little pareo so my privilege doesn't poke other peoples' eyes out. more » le monde is rond: "Anyone with a tummy" shouldn't wear a bikini? Oops. Sometimes I feel self-conscious when I wear mine. Then I think "Fuck. This." and continue to wear... more » Ailanthus-altissima: Oddly, none of them appear to be an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini. Dammit, now I have the urge to wear it for the first time today. more » Samanthrax: Eff that, I just use baby oil. It's kitschy! more » Scout: I WANT my own personal Victorian "Bathing Machine"!!!!!! more » greengrey: Gotta say, I do love the bikini. The smaller it is, the better. I can make people uncomfortable without speaking! more » Shamrockette: I'm all for wearing the bikini, but when you're as white as Frosty the Snowman and you got cellulite and a non-flat stomach, you're going to burn peop... more » Plate2.18: I'm not seeing a difference between fair skin and peaches and cream skin. more » Dodgergirl: Don't be so sensitive people, it was obviously a misprint. Here: "Whatever your color of bathing suit, there's a Coppertone for you." Fixed! more » TremblingPeacock: Think they mean, "Whatever kind of Caucasian skin, there's a coppertone for you." I don't get it, they all have the SAME EXACT SKIN TONE. also, am I ... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Also, in honor of the bikini's birthday, I decided I'd rock one this summer for the first time in years. High School me, eat your heart out. more » Eleanor Ramilly: Whatever your kind of skin, so long as it's white. more » curiousgeorgiana: Are these all the same woman? Help, I'm seeing triple! more » tscheese: Where's the shot glasses? I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT ON SUNBLOCK IF THERE'S NO SHOT GLASSES. more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Dodai, you are so funny. For reals, I love you with all my heart. more » swimmingly: Any sort of suit with rings on the side makes one's hip meat look bad. more » hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: hate to break it to you guys... but i'm a tiny person, and thus need tiny swimsuits. for those of us with no ass or boobs or anything in between... sw... more » Merkin: Seriously - why not just go whole hog? Here, your source for truly child-scaring porno swimsuits - "don't hide yourself away!" [wickedweasel.com] more » -
#minorrevolutions
Bikini Kill
In honor of the Bikini's 60th birthday, Slate brings us a gallery of two-piece images. Fashion editors can count their blessings: without its invention, there might not have been a bathing suit for every body type. [Slate] -
#maghag
Lucky's "Best" Swimsuits Also The Smallest, Least Supportive
In addition to the $6,000 closet, Lucky's May issue also features a "Best Swimsuits Of The Season" feature, in which "best" means "teeny bikinis which barely cover the areolae and pubic mound." More » -
#baritall
Does SI's Swimsuit Edition Illustrate The "Sexiness Of The Culture"?
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hits stands today, and cover model Bar Refaeli is so excited about winning the coveted modeling gig, she simply cannot keep her drawers on!
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