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more about #biking more comments → ihateyourescalade: So Conde Nast photoshopped her car-service budget to make it smaller? #lucydanziger more » Antrack: I'm just glad she's not too cool and fashionable to wear a helmet. Please, ladies, protect your amazing brains when you ride! #lucydanziger more » LeCauchemar: That article left the most important questions unanswered: 1. How is she not a sweaty mess when she arrives? 2. How the hell do you bike with coffee... more » Dwangela: I think it's great that she bikes to work when able. And I can't blame her for taking the car service offered to her. I know I would if I were in her ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Seems like she should have been doing this all along. #lucydanziger more » zoethebitch: From the article: "...she was standing outside the Condé Nast entrance with one leg on her bike, helmet off, hair unmussed." (emphasis mine) Who nee... more » queenieinmanhattan: "Her outfit was distinctly nonathletic: Tory Burch jacket, Tory Burch blouse, tight black pants, black boots and, yes, a bike helmet." Those "tight b... more » morninggloria: With the prowess of the Self world champion photoshop team, you'd think they could digitally insert her into her office. No commute necessary. #lucyd... more » labratintraining: I hear using Photoshop makes your fingers nice and skinny, just like we've always wanted. But maybe if they stop buying the license to Photoshop, th... more » andBegorrah: Lots of recent journalism school grads are on a diet rich with fiber these days. Those degrees may not be tasty, but they are filling. (That last pa... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: Why does she have to wear Tory Burch? I think I'm missing something. #lucydanziger more » EdnasEdibles: Let's check back in January and see if she's still biking to work. #lucydanziger more » hydrogen_jukebox: Come on. Everyone knows a woman needs a bicycle like a fish needs a man. ...or something like that. more » BabyJane: I prefer to put a bag of funyuns between my legs. That way I can eat them while I'm watching TV. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: Personally, I believe all bicycles should be built for two, as biking alone causes blindness and unwanted hair growth on the hands. more » -
#viciouscycle
Conde Cutbacks Force Self Editor To Exercise
Due to budget cuts, Photoshop-defending Self editor Lucy Danziger is now biking to work — in Tory Burch. Expect new features on using unsold magazines as free weights, and how laying off employees is great for the glutes. [NYT] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
Because that's where cycles go… er… come from. [Vintage Ads]
