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more about #bicycles more comments → hydrogen_jukebox: Come on. Everyone knows a woman needs a bicycle like a fish needs a man. ...or something like that. more » BabyJane: I prefer to put a bag of funyuns between my legs. That way I can eat them while I'm watching TV. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: Personally, I believe all bicycles should be built for two, as biking alone causes blindness and unwanted hair growth on the hands. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: What if I don't need any more fun between my legs? more » rightfootleft: Alternate Cycling Promotional Slogans Include: Ride It All Night Wear Protection: Do It With a Helmet and... Spend the Day Rubbing Your Vagina Aga... more » SomeAuthorGirl: I love the order form. "YES, I'D LIKE SOME FUN BETWEEN MY LEGS." more » Uncommon Whore: San Francisco Yelp actually sent a newsletter out a few months ago with this as the headline. Sponsored by an SF Women Against Rape. The editors the... more » CurtCole: I love the subheading: "YES, I'D LIKE SOME FUN BETWEEN MY LEGS. PLEASE RUSH ME" more » LuvEwan: Bikes are overrated. My vibrator has 10 speeds too! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Last time a guy said that to me, I slapped him. I didn't realize that he was just offering me a bicycle ride. I'll have to be more understanding in ... more » greengrey: Well, you don't have to tell me twice. more » -
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"Put Some Fun Between Your Legs"
Because that's where cycles go… er… come from. [Vintage Ads]
