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more about #biancajagger Mafalda para Presidente: How weird must it be to end up doing orientation with someone famous? Trying to play it cool all the time, it's what I would do, but I'd be secretly ... more » jigglyball: John Gosselin can't sit on someone he despises? Clearly, he's not familiar with the hate fuck. more » indeedso: The first part of that headline had me all, wait, since when can gynecologists tell if you're gay? more » FurrierAndIves: Oh, no George Hamilton. Someone stole your childhood! Call Bill Murray to hook you up w/Jim Jarmusch. The nerve, humph! (Skipping over any notes conn... more » viklane: Poor Emma Watson. That's just cruel -- no one should have their stupid freshman orientation games photographed. more » NefariousNewt: "Jude Law's spawn" makes it sound like the child will burst out of Samantha Burke's chest when it's born. more » Erda: Okay, so why did my friend at Yale last year say she had heard from admissions that Emma was "definitely going there"? more » Diziet_Sma: Asking guys to do the housework!!!???! So that's where Jennifer Aniston keeps going wrong! more » NefariousNewt: Note to Jon Gosselin -- you are a petulant child. more » MizJenkins: We're gonna see Tyra's hair?!?! ZOMG this is EPIC!! I always assumed her head was bald and covered with scales under all those wigs. more » NefariousNewt: I thought Lady Gaga called her vagina and her penis 'my little monsters'... huh. more » NefariousNewt: How will Matt Damon get the 30 pounds back off? The Jason Bourne Exercise Program -- brisk exercise punctuated with gunfire, explosions, and car chases. more » NefariousNewt: NFL = National Fuck-up League more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Jon needs to stop talking. That is all. I feel so bad for the Plus Eight. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): That George Hamilton quote made my morning for some reason, and may tip me into seeing the movie. (If Kevin Bacon is in it, does that mean Hamilton is... more » pesematology: "I can't sit on someone right now that I despise." more » cuteasabutton: Abused? Beaten down? STFU Jon, you don't know the meaning of those words. I've never even seen the show, but I doubt it was anything as bad as that. A... more » ihateyourescalade: Here's hoping West Flynn will soon be joined by a little sister, East Oshkosh. more » dreamweave: Lady Gaga's dad, you sound kind of awesome. more » dripdrop: I hope that Emma Watson is able to go to college in peace without fear of paparazzi harassing her all the time. more » -
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Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
