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more about #berlinzoo more comments → BytheSea: Aw. Funny how all primate infants start out looking the same. Bald, lumpen, and confused. more » badmutha: Oh Hai! I iz just being crazy big eyed cutie. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I can't reply today, sarah.of.a.lesser...but remember, I still think Knut would at least be a middle-name contender. Just something to consider. more » labeled: Um, wait. So? I mean, am I tacky because I condoned an estate sale after my grandmother died? more » morninggloria: Exposing oneself as gigantic nerd in 3, 2, 1-- Isn't "Knut" a unit of money from Harry Potter? Or did I just make that up? more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Good God. That's like someone selling Britney's used tissues on ebay. Who buys this shit?! more » R_Claw: That picture is so friggin' adorable! He's sticking out his tongue at us! Yay! ;) more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Poor guy. Guess he's learning it's a hard Knut life. more » margareita metermaid: that bear should really pin his ears back. more » morninggloria: Where are the people with all this money to spend on zookeepers' sleeping bags on ebay? And why aren't they saving the global economy? more » ellaesther: So I have to post again this link to the awesomest holiday song EVER: "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas" (and this time it's even the right season!... more » Ms Meghan: My boyfriends neck apparently sounds like a cement mixer the night after a concert of solid headbanging. I really thought this was gonna be "headbangi... more » Mafalda para Presidente: Ooooh, Le petite Hippopotame! more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Does a pet detective wear a fedora with a PAWS ticket in the brim, instead of PRESS? 'Cause I could get behind that. more » Crabby Cakes: "Injury to feelings" is something you can sue someone for? For real? Cause I could use $20k. more » -
#bearmarket
Making A Buck Off Knut
The son of the late German zookeeper who cared for Knut the polar bear is selling his father's possessions on eBay. -
#leftovers
Berlin Gets Baby Hippo • Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
• A cute, unnamed 18-day-old hippo calf made her first public appearance at the Berlin Zoo yesterday. She is the first hippo to be born in Berlin in three years. • -
