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more about #benjimadden The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): Dear Chris Brown: Capitalism means never having to buy your shit. more » CraftyBroad: Ahh, now it all becomes clear. Getting arrested doesn't get Chris Brown's attention. Seeing photos of Rihanna's face doesn't get Chris Brown's atten... more » BetteD: Oh Alec Baldwin. I forgive you for everything. Take me! more » ImproperDancing: "If she doesn't want to be photographed she should change her profession and become a butcher." Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe N... more » avec_accent: Sarah Ferguson, may I suggest you point yourself in the direction of fanfiction.net? For it is there that you will find your like-minded kin. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I have mixed feelings on Jude/Sienna, and not just because I have an irrational crush on the Talented Mr. Law. See, my dad is a serial cheater. Chea... more » Maggita: "I'm working out again. I'm going to make the sequel to 300. My pecs will be glistening. I'll have a codpiece. I'm going to blow your mind." Every ti... more » JennaW: Well, *I* feel fully satisfied that Chris Brown has changed and regrets his actions. It is SO CLEAR from everything he has said and done since he comm... more » SaturdaysChild: Kenan, I'll bet that a lot of those angry letters are from people really fucking sick of seeing a black man constantly in drag when SNL could, you kno... more » Penny: I really don't like it when people misspell collectibles. more » curiousgeorgiana: I'm waiting for Chris Brown to borrow a page from Carrie Prejean's "How to be a Victim" and start calling everything a violation of his 1st Amendment ... more » greeneyedfem: I'm disappointed in the Pink tattoo. I think it's pretty ugly (as in: ugly, not "pretty-ugly"/jolie-laide). In my head when I read about it, I pictur... more » HarpMadness: I'm having flashbacks reading rambling quotes from Billy Corgan. Ah, those were the days. more » coffee milk: From the Us Magazine article: Rycroft, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and Strickland sealed their tear-filled vows with a kiss as an instrumenta... more » kentuckienne: I'm so baffled by the Lohan yardsale -- are they that broke? more » TheBigSalad: The episode of Saved by the Bell where Lisa runs up her credit card and is forced to sell her clothes in the only hallway of Bayside came to mind when... more » Keep it cool: I'm only buying one of Lindsay's bags if there is still some leftover coke in there. more » rokenrolzombie: Oh no Togo! Not you!Although I typically refer to him as Torgo and it always reminds me of the clip above. more » la.donna.pietra: Dear Accenture, The only thing you've accomplished by dropping Tiger Woods is to remind everyone that you used to be Arthur Andersen, LLC. You know,... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm really sick and tired of Chris Brown acting like a victim. Too tired to be snarky, even. more » -
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Tiger's Sponsors Pull Back, Divorce Rumors Swirl
- Tiger Woods reportedly still hasn't brought in a public relations crisis team to help him deal with the public fallout and media blitz surrounding his "indiscretions," even though it was recommended to him when the scandal broke. [RadarOnline]
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Nicole Richie Has A Confession To Make
Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie makes a confession, Jon Gosselin snarks about Kate's big interview, and Lindsay Lohan wants to be on True Blood. More » -
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Elizabeth Taylor Accuses Media Of Lying About Her Health Issues
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again. More » -
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Spencer Pratt Tries To Pick Fights With Lauren Conrad, Fails
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer still loves antagonizing Lauren, Tyra is still trying to make "smize" happen, and Yoko is still a hippie. More » -
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Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer
Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More » -
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Etta James Vs. Beyoncé; Miley Cyrus On "Racist" Pic
- At a concert in Seattle, Etta James said:
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Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal
- Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.
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Baby New Year For Jennifer Garner?
- Very-pregnant Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck have been "spotted" entering Cedars-Sinai hospital: please let them dress the baby in a little top hat and "2009" banner! [TMZ]
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Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
- Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
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You Can't Stop The Duggar Family Baby Makin' Machine
- Jim and Michelle Duggar, who just welcomed their 18th child, say they're already considering number 19. "We both would love to have more," father Jim says. Attention, Duggars: THERE AREN'T ANY J NAMES LEFT. [People]
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Britney On Hunger Strike?
- Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]
