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more about #benjerrys more comments → tinydundie42: Marry Conan, Boff Stephen, Kill Jimmy more » rodmanstreet: Do Conan, Dump Jimmy, Marry Stephen... DUH more » mommy_dearest: I just went through and promoted a couple comments that were pro-Conan. I would like to make sure that Conan knows that I would gladly do him. more » mrsnigeltufnel: I had a dream about Stephen Colbert. He was wearing a white shirt, red tie, black slacks, and a yellow LiveStrong bracelet. He danced exotically for m... more » tell Dolly Parton again: Being married to Stephen Colbert, with his adorable kids and his Sunday School teaching and his giant South Carolina family, must be the straight-up b... more » Lady Branagh: I'm all over Colbert but....why is there no rage in these comments that Jimmy Fuckin Fallon beat out Conan? COME ON. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Come on, we all know that Jimmy Fallon is a "kill" in this game. I couldn't stand him giggling and breaking the 4th wall while we had sex. more » lizziesaint: I always called it Fuck, Chuck or Marry. As in chuck off a cliff. more » wednesdayam: Really, Glamour? Jimmy's the Do and Conan's the Dump? Seriously? Obviously, you people have no sense of humor or taste, and to you I say GOOD DAY! more » MichelinG: This poll made me mad! (Yes, I read Glamour... go ahead and shun me). Conan is always, always a 'marry'. I could do without Colbert and Fallon. more » tinytm11: I love me some Colbert, but WHERE is Jon Stewart?! This is an outrage! more » rednrowdy: dear mr. colbert, i don't read glamour, but if i was married to you, how could i cheat on you? i'd be too busy getting busy with you to even think a... more » BetteD: I love that he's eating his own ice cream flavor. An intelligent, supernice hot guy with HIS OWN ice cream flavor is by definition Do and Marry. more » Yahtzii: Maybe the Ben and Jerry's promotional shame-spiral could be a nightly segment, like when his show was in Philadelphia and was aggressively promoted by... more » Samanthrax: Nothing a little anal can't fix. more » -
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Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
A Glamour poll about the most "totes hot" guys on late night TV sent Stephen into a Ben & Jerry's-fueled shame spiral yesterday evening. More » -
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Change We Can Believe In
In honor of Barack Obama, Ben & Jerry's has renamed its Butter Pecan flavor "Yes Pecan" for the month of January. Taste-test volunteers, get in line… behind us. [Eater]
