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more about #beniciodeltoro more comments → sybann: LiLo- the Princess Di eyes only work if you aren't haggard and careworn and rockin' the wrong hair color. This just looks desperate. #lindsaylohan more » JennaW: The sad thing about the Michael Jackson quote is, if he had been kidding, that would actually have been a pretty great joke. #lindsaylohan more » BetteD: Only $3,000 for the opportunity to poison Joe Jackson's food? A paltry sum, I say...(scurries off to drain bank account) #lindsaylohan more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: Lindsay Lohan is starting to look like that chick from Different Strokes, which can't bode well. #lindsaylohan more » girlarchaeologist: Sadly, I can't help but think that jail might be the best place for Lindsey. She'd get help, she'd sober up, and she would be away from the press and... more » Lolita Hazed: Um... Benicio? You were 13. You had probably wanted it to happen for a grand total of one day. #lindsaylohan more » ardentlilac: So: no more cute silverware or pans or closet accessories that fall apart after one cleaning? Martha, we're going uptown together! #lindsaylohan more » TransFat: woops more » TransFat: Michael Palin. Loves Mad Men. Awww, guys, my birthday isn't til February! But thank you, this bit of news fits my exploded brain just right. #lindsayl... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hi Celebrities, Contrary to what you may think, we don't really need to hear about when and how you lost your virginity. We know it was awkward with... more » Mary McCarthyite: Linds is sooo going into the clink. #lindsaylohan more » I, Zombie Normal: Wait, Jon Gosselin took money out his wife's or his kids' account to start a "children's foundation?" That doesn't make any sense, right? Does that me... more » TexasCrude: It looks like everyone and their mom has a cameo on SATC2. It won't be long until Phoebe Price, my dog, Quween of the Scene, some bellybutton lint, a... more » SomeAuthorGirl: So say we all! #beniciodeltoro more » Kivrin: Benicio del Toro = Brad Pitt's identical Puerto Rican cousin #beniciodeltoro more » -
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Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
- Today, a judge extended Lindsay Lohan's three year probation for another year to give her time to complete her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer said she's extremely busy and was only able to complete about half of the classes. [TMZ]
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Werewolves Are The New Vampires
In November, the Buff Werewolf and the Wolf Pack will make for New Moon swoon; MTV is working on a Teen Wolf pilot that's a "fresh take" on the original. Plus! Benicio Del Toro's Wolfman: Coming soon! [The Hollywood Reporter] -
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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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Chris Brown Sued For Assault; Prince Harry Arriving In U.S.
- Chris Brown is being sued for assault and battery, but not by anyone you know:
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Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
- Residents of Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY are mesmerized by the dreamy and mystical presence of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been getting cozy in their town.
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Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
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Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed that Katie Holmes is on Glamour's April cover; LL was under the impression that her Madonna shot would get the cover. Insiders say that was never gonna happen. [MSNBC Scoop]
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Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
- Sad face: Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua, Loki, has died. Rourke called Loki "the love of his life." And famously thanked his all his dogs in his Golden Globes speech. RIP little dude! [E!, TMZ]
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Benicio Del Toro Is As Appalled By His Accessory As We Are
[Los Angeles, February 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer
Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More » -
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Michael Jackson Sued For Profits From Thriller
- Michael Jackson is supposed to share 50% of the profits from the Thriller video with director John Landis, but now he's suing because MJ hasn't paid in four years. As always, there's a weird twist.
