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more about #benaffleck willwriteforfood: "He only married Elin Nordegren to boost his public image." How's that workin' out for ya, Tiger? more » OneBigPear: I love Juliette Lewis. Her character in Kalifornia was one of the most sweet and tragic I've ever seen in cinema. more » dialing_footnoterphone: My brother-in-law sent me Lady GaGa's newest CD and I can't stop listening to it. It's freaking fantastic, and now I'm officially GaGa. And I was so i... more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: re: the girl thanking Kate Hudson for being in Almost Famous....someone, please, explain to me the iconic appeal of this movie? I saw it, it was ok, I... more » TheExperience: I chuckled at Tom Brady's statement that after only one week of the new baby, he's ready to go back to his "regular sleep schedule." But in reality, l... more » Pantra: Good for Demi Moore. God forbid she actually age and not turn into a statue. more » fluxus flucker: Love the "Brought to you by the letters B and S" tagg. But still.. Ugh. Poor R Patt. That is one of many reasons I would hate to be famous. I'd flip o... more » clevernamehere: I'm sure a lot of guys (and struggling actors) envy Robert Pattinson, but I just feel bad for him at this point. Random people jumping on you and kis... more » GirlFailer: After 1 sorry week of sleep deprivation after his child was born, Tom Brady is ready to get back to "his normal sleep schedule"? Don't give me another... more » dangerslut: (1) This story brought to you by the letters B & S b/c have you looked at Robert Pattinson? Homeboy hasn't looked at a bottle of Listerine, much les... more » rodmanstreet: First of all, it takes six months to shoot Big Love? Last season was only ten episodes long. That's ridic. Secondly, if I were the type to whine ov... more » keldo: I have the biggest crush on Hugh Grant today. He does charming self-effacing gorgeous Brit like no one else. AND I am typing these words while my ve... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I'm reeeeaaallly starting to think they need to find a somewhere for Jon and, like, place him in it. I mean, is anyone else hearing screaming warning... more » Marla Singer: Good for you, John. RHCP is not what it used to be and you were out of place there. more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Her Madgesty says that all of her kids are into dancing and "secretly" study with her dancers. Secret keeping: not Madonna's strong suit. We all saw ... more » lisas: Domestic violence is never ok, no not even if he was sleeping with 20 porn stars. more » formergr: Kate Gosselin said that her kids miss the TLC cameras and were all "sobbing" at the loss of their pals: "They cried in the van on the way home from sc... more » lalie (apologetic mess): I hate it when things like someone throwing a phone at someone else remind me how not-rich I am. You expect me to use my phone as a projectile weapon... more » fattylumpkin: I could be assuming too much, but I would've guessed there were a few former Jane readers on Jezebel. If so, what's with the Stamos love? Didn't any... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Someone answer this please, so I can sleep at night again: Is Banda like a second name, like the Kate in Mary Kate Olsen? Or is it his last name? more » -
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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality
- OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:
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Nick Kristof, Sheryl WuDunn Talk Half The Sky With Oprah
Oprah dedicated today's show to a star-studded discussion of the issues facing women around the world. Inviting Nicholas Kristof and his wife and co-author, Sheryl WuDunn to discuss their book Half the Sky, the conversation was both enlightening and frustrating. More » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." More » -
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Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
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Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
- Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]
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Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur
- Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]
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#commercialcritters
Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
In honor of the passing of Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua yesterday, we've compiled a tribute to the commercial achievements of our favorite animal thespians, from Morris the Cat's unsuccessful presidential bid to the duck that's torturing Ben Affleck. More » -
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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
