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more about #beesknees more comments → dearheart: "We hate you most, Uncle Tom!" more » Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: True story: I read in a book some sexual escapade wherein honey was warmed and applied to a penis before oral. I tried this on my first BF back in HS.... more » mariamariamaria: Dammit, I forgot to dvr this last night. Oh well, hulu.com here I come... more » NefariousNewt: Homer as Soylent Green. more » bananastand: This is the SECOND time a beard of bees has appeared in a Simpsons episode. Amazing. more » morninggloria: This clip was the bee's knees. more » Pieces of Pi: And its true! Recently there has been a lot of colony collapses around the world, especially in England... oh the things I learn at agricultural colle... more » badmutha: I can't stand watching the Simpsons because I know too many people who act like Homer in real life, and it makes me get all pissy because I think he i... more » stoprobbers: Can someone tell me why my DVR did not record the Simpsons last night? I was relying on technology, since my ass was drunkity drunk. more » tell Dolly Parton again: Wall-E wouldn't do that! He uses his powers only for love! more » water baby: I recently "discovered" honey in tea and it has changed my life. I may gain ten pounds, drink 8 cups a day and develop adult-onset diabetes, but damn ... more »
