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more about #bees more comments → Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Where's the rest of the preggo one's top lower leg? What did they do to Khloe's stomach and legs? more » NerD: Blattella: Wow, that is a real photoshop issue. If you look at the knee of the middle one, you'll see it was masked out to be behind the other girl. However, t... more » LoSpaz: My sister and I would just fight over who got to be the exclamation point and never get around to the posing part. more » sybann: Looks like an ad for a house of somewhat questionable repute - not to mention, taste. more » Little Time Bomb: They look really photo shopped but God help me I love the pregnant lady in lingerie. more » morninggloria: At this point, I'm fine with letting the Kardashians just go on ahead. I'm tired of keeping up with them. more » BabyJane: This really is klassy with a k! Since I don't have any sisters, I'll have to see if I can get mom and grandma to join me in recreating this lovely sho... more » yvanehtnioj: The pregnant one looks like she's 11 in this picture. It's creeping me out, like pregnancy fetish kiddie porn or something. more » Eleanor Ramilly: My mouth is agape with confusion. Good lord. There are other ways to be sexy.. you don't have to be so damn literal. more » stacyinbean: So I'm typically a fan of these three, I watch the show (against my better judgment) and think they are hilarious most of the time but this... just, no. more » yvanehtnioj: I'm adding this post to the short list of things from the internet I will not be forwarding to my sister today. Ewww. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Okay, when I read that first one I actually looked around for my cat and said, "that little whore!" Am I a crazy cat lady yet? more » LaComtesse: Aung San Suu Kyi was one of the five "heroes" I wrote about in 8th grade. I read an article about her in "Parade" and cried for hours. I can still rem... more » LawFairy: That'll teach poor Indian girls to ride horses, those slutty whores! In seriousness, a couple years ago I came up with what I think is a brill idea: ... more » Sonadelite: The AIDS research makes sense - Hashimoto's disease is way more common in women, and it involves those pesky T-cells as well. more » -
#familymatters
Things To Do With Your Sister Today
Pose together in racy lingerie — making sure her leg is between yours — like in this Keeping Up With The Kardashians ad in all the tabloids. Later, make like a honeybee and fart on her, hoping she'll die. [Wired] -
#leftovers
Discovered: The Secret To Cats' Cries • Brides Forced To Undergo Virginity Test
• Scientists in the UK have discovered that cats are more manipulative than we think; felines frequently embed a meow or yowl for food within their purrs, which creates a weird combination of happy-needy that humans readily respond to. • More »
