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more about #beer more comments → whynotshesaid: This is just proof that an Ivy League degree doesn't necessarily make one smart. more » alouette: Oh yalies, my disdain grows for you nearly every day now that you're back in session, swamping my city. And this? Well this just ices the cupcake, so ... more » mannequin: To be honest, lets not assume all these guys are ridiculously hot. I'm sure we would all need a few beers to find them good looking. To be fair, my fr... more » R_Claw: To be fair when I was in college back in the '90s we did this to the guys. A hot guy = no beers. more » elephante: Well, perfect image, at least. Because you know not a single one of the dudes involved knows what good beer tastes like. more » Maulleigh: I forwarded something similar to that around my college in the early 90s. It still makes me cringe and I'm 36. I hope the creator sees the error of h... more » SylvanSylph: Oh ho! What you don't know is that I can be an extremely oversensitive, angry, violent drunk. Sure I might be annoyed now, but after a few beers? I... more » ImproperDancing: I'm getting alcohol poisoning just THINKING about how drunk I would have to be before this didn't piss me off. more » funzette: my husband strongly believes that most cultural douchebaggery can be explained by emasculation theory - in the past, men could see themselves as bett... more » Dodgergirl: Well, you know what they say: beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before punching stupid douchebags in the face, never fear. Or something like ... more » LooseBaggyMonster: "Poison Ivy" should be a tag for this. more » mic42: I'm not sure which is worse... the concept of the ranking system or the fact that currently 62% of the article readers who responded were "laughing" v... more » Saltine: I'm really curious about how attractive the people that made the list are. My guess: not very Now no matter what this is awful, and extremely hurtf... more » KiddyKat: This is why "Ivy League" doesn't mean shit to me: you can find smart people at state colleges and INCREDIBLY STUPID people at Top 20 schools. more » Penny: In high school a "Most Likely" list made the rounds and I was "most likely to get plastic surgery." But, I was also "most likely to be on the cover o... more » -
#alcoholassholery
"Beer" Ranking Makes Us Vomit
An email is making the rounds at Yale, "ranking" girls according to how many beers it would take to make them look hot. How many beers would we need to find this amusing? ∞. [NBC] -
#cruelandunusual
Beer-Drinking Gets Woman Caned
A part-time model who was caught drinking beer will become the first woman caned in Malaysia. The prosecutor in the case says, "It is a good punishment because under Islamic law a person who drinks commits a serious offense." [AP] -
#science
Crack Open A Cold One For Bone Health, Ladies
Speaking of booze: A study of 1,700 women found that regular beer drinkers had higher bone density than abstainers. Plant hormones in the beer, rather than the alcohol per se, are believed responsible for the result. Cheers! [BBC] -
#victimlesscrime
"Justice" Is Served
A part-time model has been sentenced by an Islamic court in Malaysia to be flogged with a rattan cane for drinking a beer in a nightclub. She will also have to pay a $1,400 fine. [HindustanTimes] -
#drinklikeagirl
Female Beer Inspector: Ale Must Be "Feminized"
Annabel Smith, Britain's only female beer inspector, wants more women to drink authentic ales. Her plan: starting women off with something "floral," and stemmed glasses at bars for a more ladylike presentation. [TimesOnline] -
#strangebrew
Girlie Beer Is Here To Give You Another Embarrassing Option At The Bar
I am not a big drinker. But when I do drink, the last people I want to be sitting with are those people who can't shut the hell up about what they are currently drinking. More » -
#inpoortaste
Golden Shower Ale Spoof Proves Beer Ads Could Be Stupider
The commercial at left by comedians Stuckey and Murray suggests you "relieve yourself" with their Gold Shower Ale. In addition to a thorough dousing, the ad promises ladies will receive something even more disgusting. [AdRants] -
#dirtbag
Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
- Sad face: Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua, Loki, has died. Rourke called Loki "the love of his life." And famously thanked his all his dogs in his Golden Globes speech. RIP little dude! [E!, TMZ]
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