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more about #bedding BetteD: My "Happy Marriage" blanket contains extra internal pockets for storing liquor, epidermis-permeable thorazine lotion (on the husband side), and a buil... more » likepenguins: Okay, okay, but where is the blanket that automatically negates the furnace-like properties of the guy in my bed? How can one person put out that muc... more » la.donna.pietra: I can attest to the fabulous, relationship-supporting properties of dual climate-control in our car. more » Ipomoea: You can pry our two-control electric blanket out of my warm, feeling fingers. more » Penny: Okay, I grew up on the foggy, damp Northern California coast (think London weather) and always owned one of these. When I visit my grandma I crank th... more » BlueJeans: I'm far too terrified to buy one of these. Because I am a person who worries, daily, that a hair implement or my coffee pot is going to burn down my a... more » cocobanal: But how, Sadie? How has it changed your parents' lives? more » Uncommon Whore: She's a lady of exquisite taste? Sounds like a reference to Prince's Adore to me. If so... LOVE YOU Intern Katy. more » rd2uk: Is this bed from the IKEA GUIMARD collection? more » MarissaExplainsItAll: Katy, stop tempting me w/ beds. I'm sick and have no more sick hours! more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Y'know what we need more of? Canopy beds. Those things are the shit, if mostly because I like sleeping in things that resemble personal forts. more » ellaesther: Ok, history smarties out there: Was being a courtesan a good thing, at the time? At the time, if you held that position, were you relatively free, rel... more » Macloserboy: She also kept the Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet. more » morninggloria: Imagine what would happen if someone died in this bed on a CSI-like show, and they took the blacklight to it only to find that the entire thing was co... more » Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: Now all I can think of is David Tennant in 'Casanova.' more » neurotickitten: Tha bed is gorgeous. I wish I lived in the 18th century. Damn you 21st century, with your beds that are not as cool as this one! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): If I bought that bed my life would instantly turn into a romance novel. I'd have to begin cross dressing to fool the Duke, only to get into a misunde... more » bluebears: sorry, all I can think of is dryrot. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I want to go to there. more » hortense: Traguna, Mekoides, Tracorum, Sadis Dee! more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
The Secret
On the one hand, I really want to take an easy shot at the notion of an electric blanket making for a "happy marriage." On the other: One of these has changed my parents' life. [Vintage_Ads] -
#bedofroses
"The High Altar Of The Temple Of Love"
Being sold for $1.6 million: The bed of Marie-Madeleine Guimard, a famous ballerina and courtesan from the 18th century. She was also, clearly, a lady of exquisite taste. [NY Times]
