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more about #beckinewton more comments → Dancingfrog: Shouldn't your goal for pregnancy be to be as healthy as you can and make sure you create a healthy environment for your child? And that means going w... more » Triphena: I'm expecting a Paris Hilton-style freak out if LL is sent to jail, and though I feel terrible about this, there is a small part of me, the part that ... more » rodmanstreet: To Joe Simpson: You don't have to go to Uganda to find people who think fat is beautiful. #khloekardashian more » BAngieB: I'm trying to think of worse people than Sherri Shepherd who could write self-help books. Michael Lohan? Jon Gosselin? Khloe Kardashian? #khloekard... more » Svenskasweetie: It's "Michiganian". I prefer the term I heard when I first moved here, which is "Michigander" because there are so many good jokes to be made during t... more » Princess Leela: Anyone else have a bit of the warm fuzzies reading about Lourdes's bday party? First off, it's always nice to see parents whose romantic-partner days ... more » Hiroine Protagonist: So Sharon Osbourne is obviously going to kick all ass and take all names, right? And Kristen Bell...I agree with you. Now go work more. #khloekardashian more » dirtybee: Sigh...sorry Shaki but this bird thinks your earlier albums are so much better! #khloekardashian more » 7states: Kristin Bell: thanks for encouraging the stereotype that all women hate other women. Awesome. #khloekardashian more » Kivrin: Nigella Lawson makes this girl feel like an old-fashioned male chauvinist: I just want to marry her and have her cook for me every day. (I'd settle f... more » DorothyZbornak: So, Celebrity Apprentice is the new Surreal Life? #khloekardashian more » BlondeGoddess: No matter how much I've seen their names in print (and we all know it's a LOT), the spelling of Khloe and Kourtney still hurts my eyes. more » rednrowdy: preach it, george. getting older is a far better option than death. i am a-okay with it, too. #khloekardashian more » redqueenmeg: Khloe, it sucks, but some of us don't ever look pregnant. Nobody comes and rubs our bellies, wanted or not. Nobody asks us about our due dates and go... more » sportz.star: THAT'S why there was a film crew taping Blago in the Meat Packing this week. It's so nice to have life's mysteries solved by #dirtbag. #khloekardashian more » -
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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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#dirtbag
Bloody Hell: Madonna In Twilight Sequel?
- Suck on this: Madonna will be involved in New Moon, the Twilight sequel. Her Madgesty will not only be in the film, but supply music for the soundtrack. Brain exploding, brb. [ONTD via E!]
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#ragtrade
Jessica Travels, Kimora Cuts Back, Jen Wants A Beauty Deal
- Jessica Simpson is launching a line of luggage. Because that's the image of America we want to project when we travel abroad! [People]
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#snapjudgment
Ugly Betty Stars Stay In Character Off-Camera
[Brooklyn, February 4. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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