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more about #beckham more comments → BestEuphemismEver: Come on, Jezebel, no one likes french fries. more » Maggita: Dear Simon, Speak for yourself. Love, Maggita p.s. Could you start undressing in your living room instead of your bedroom? My binos only capture h... more » charliekohler: I...I can't even allow myself to realize Portman was kidding. Even in a joke, Gyllenhaal will never be ugly. I saw a preview for their new movie last ... more » la.donna.pietra: I always thought Jay-Z was a sensible and intelligent dude, and he just keeps confirming it. more » FurrierAndIves: Hey Jon: Next time consult the Language of Flowers for a more appropriate choice. Suggestions: 1. Mock Orange = deceit 2. Petunia = anger, resentmen... more » ketamineKitty: What is it about Scientology that makes you spew sentences that sound like they just came out of a word blender? more » JinxyMcDeath: It's a pretty well-known fact that the celebrities of Scientology get treated like royalty, while the rest are merely peons, Juliette. Celebrities in... more » Tambar: Does Amy *not* realize a nose job will change her voice? She's nuts to mess with anything in her face. Singers shouldn't even get their teeth fixed ... more » rachaeloehring: Every staged, empty attempt at reconciliation for "The Insider" cameras begins with Kay. more » bowleserised: Jon Gosselin needs to learn that there's a point in every failing relationship when buying a bunch of flowers is actually an insult. more » Santos L Halper: Nothing says "Awesome!" like wearing ripped jeans to divorce court. Yipee! more » curiousgeorgiana: My 4 year old cousin once kicked me in the shins. He then ripped up some of my grandmother's camillias and presented them to me as a token of his apo... more » DutchessOfDork: Natalie Portman, I used to like you, but given the whole Roman Polanski defending thing and calling Jake ugly. You are not a nice person. Eat it. more » sara-without-an-h: I love celebrity profiles in the Guardian, because instead of starting ladymag style ("Even tinier in the flesh, Fabrizia Del Amore turns a flawless f... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oh, Natalie, speak for yourself. And I hate it when people judge guys on on their size. As I don't want anyone judging me on the size of my assets, I... more » -
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Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
- A London man found the album from Amy Winehouse's wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in.
