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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I hate the euphemisms "lady parts" and "lady bits" It's infantilizing. I have a vulva, labia, a vagina. I'm a woman who owns her sexuality and can ... more »
    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: One of my friends thinks the euphemism box is hilarious, and she has a tendency to text me when she's in math class and they're going over box plots. ... more »
    femputer: The wise Haskins has answered our pleas for an analysis of this ad!! Ask and ye shall receive! more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'd like to see commercials for stuff like this that were made to make people feel really uncomfortable. On purpose, I mean. Like a tampon commercial,... more »
    glamzuki: My sister during our college years used to love to reference all the womanly goodies in mixed company. She especially like to draw out each word. ie. ... more »
    NewsBunny: I go with frou-frou-la la. My husband...has named it. He also named my breasts. If it makes him happy, what the fuck. His penis CAME with a name, whic... more »
    NefariousNewt: Schick: You will stop airing these derogatory and offensive ads immediately, or face civil litigation. Sincerely, Vagina, Penis, Clitoris, and Scrotum... more »
    nessalicious: I call my period my 'lady time' as it's a time only ladies can have. However pretty euphemisms for my vagina are only for novelty purposes. This is wh... more »
    xen: That's it, I will now exclusively refer to my vagina as "Sarlacc the sand pit". Done. more »
    NefariousNewt: All I can say watching the Quattro ads is: "You must bring us... a shrubbery!!!" more »
    NefariousNewt: I'm sorry, but the term "bush" is now forever linked to our previous President, both by his name and having the mental capacity of. more »
    Eric Northman is mine: Most annoying vagina euphemisms; chocha (in that Missy song), beaver, bush (ummm, it's not a forest down there) and lady garden (hmmm, so should it be... more »
    barb95: I heard Sarah sold a screenplay (for what I'm not sure), but congrats!: ) more »
    egg cream: I had no idea the word "semiotics" could make me LOL. more »
    happysquid: That "moving the lawn" ad = SUPER-offensive. Mother Nature makes me think (*JUST A LITTLE BIT) of Tammie Brown... more »
  • #vaginamonologues

    Sarah Haskins Helps Women Name Their Lady Parts

    In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins takes on the recent spate of advertisements that have a difficult time explaining what body part the featured products are actually for: vaginas. More »
  • #bloodyhell

    Feminine Hygiene Commercials Are Rarely Genius