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more about #beautytreatments more comments → Caitfish: I guess I need to start encouraging my parrot to poop on my head more than he does already. I'm sure he'll be glad to oblige. #exotichairtreatments more » TheCatlady: Several months ago I stopped using shampoo and do what is called "conditioner washing" where, instead of shampoo, you use a lot of conditioner as you ... more » BabyJane: Sure, wheat protein may work as well as bull semen, but where's the challenge in that? Wait, what's that you say? You don't have to actually come in ... more » SomeAuthorGirl: It's the height of awesome to know that wheat protein makes me break out in a rash but I could put any sort of semen in my hair and be a-ok. Celiac f... more » dreamweave: Oh, Rich People, your ability to entertain me is endless. #exotichairtreatments more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'll gladly taking boring over gross. #exotichairtreatments more » labratintraining: I remember this coming up in a previous post's comments, but a lot of Indian women use coconut oil or almond oil in their hair. When I get back to th... more » badmutha: I'll take boring wheat protein over bull semen in my hair any day of the week. #exotichairtreatments more » Tchotchke: Last Thursday, a pigeon shat on my head in what can only be described as a drive-by pooping. I had to rush into Saks Fifth Avenue to wash my hair in t... more » IndignationCoordinator: Nothing short of the hyperconditioning tears of orphaned seal pups keeps me awake under the shower anymore, ladies. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Let's face it: bull semen shampoo is still better than bull shit shampoo. And I'm reminded of the zoo-full of delicacies sold at the Colosseum in Lif... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: You know, looking at the picture I thought for sure the article was going to be about pigeon crap in face cream. Primarily because there's a scene in... more » BearDownCBears: Suddenly cleaning out my fridge just became much more profitable. #exotichairtreatments more » Dodgergirl: Whale... whale what? Whale VOMIT? WHY? #exotichairtreatments more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: So it looks like all those girls who get trashed and barf in their hair are onto something. #exotichairtreatments more » -
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Though some luxury salons peddle hair treatments containing pig placenta, bull semen, and whale vomit, cosmetic chemist Jim Hammer admits conventional ingredients like wheat protein and hydrating oils condition hair just as well, although "wheat protein certainly sounds boring." [L.A.T.]
