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more about #beach JosephFinn: As a Chicagoan, allow me to show you one of my fingers, Rio. Guess which one. more » JerseyGrrrl: If you kind of squint, those breakers look a lot like the piles of snow lining the streets of upper Manhattan. It's just that the people jumping throu... more » TheSweetOldEtcetera: Effing People of the Southern Hemisphere. I'm sitting here about to take a final exam in snowy NYC. Bitterbitterbitter. more » hydrogen_jukebox: This is insulting to me as a freezing New Yorker. How dare you. more » shorty63136: Jealous. Also - is she bathing? Or just swimming? more » Ailatan: The girl of Ipanema... Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia de graça É ela menina que vem que passa more » sympathyforthebasementcat: She looks like a frigid bitch to me. more » NellMood: I think that's a snowWOMAN, AFP photo/Glyn Kirk/Getty/whatever caption writer. Snowwomen are snowpeople, too. more » rah29: We emerged from a friend's last night in eastern England to glorious snowfall. Snowmen were promptly made. This morning we got an angry email from col... more » Dayman-Fan: I know nothing about photogragraphy, photoshop, good vs. poor lighting...and my untrained ass can see that cover looks like a composite of cardboard c... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: This has little to do with much, but is that Dyan Cannon in the middle, between Kate and Nicole? more » foodandshoes: In that last shot, if there were thought bubbles, I'd imagine Fergie's to say "How the fuck did I get here?" more » Eleanor Ramilly: "... Annie shot the scene in separate composites... a shot of January Jones ..., THEN after she got what she wanted she moved to the left and shot Jon... more » PhillyLass: Mad Men. La la la. Perspective. La la la. I'm too distracted by the combined force of Jon Hamm's and January Jones's gorgeousness to notice anything a... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: I knew that Judi Dench and Helen Mirren photo always bothered me. THAT'S why Judi's not looking angrily at Helen's head, but at her shoulder or neck r... more » napalmnacey is an angry feminist: Penelope Cruz and Sofia Loren are SO CUTE in that last photo. more » Suffragettestream the Office Hussy: As a graphic production artist, I would like to apology for my industry. more » LaMorenita: I have a bit of a problem buying someone's validity as a photographer if they rely so heavily on composite photos. I know, I know, it's commercial ma... more » Dictator for Life: Normally I would buy it b/c Marion Cotillard is on the cover. But normally I wouldn't buy anything with Nicole Kidman or Kate Hudson on the cover. D... more » futuremouse: I don't see any photoshop in the cover image. I just see very specific stage notes from Liebowitz. Nicole - Try not to look human. And also evil. M... more » -
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Sex On The Beach Spreads Disease
Thinking of having sex on the beach or in the pool this summer? Watch out! Pools can dissolve condoms, and sand could give you a UTI. Instead, have sex in a sterile room while wearing a biohazard suit. [LiveScience]
