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more about #bauergriffin more comments → BowlingForDollars: She's traded in her umbrella-ella-eh-eh for a wrap-ap-ap-ap-eh. more » badmutha: That look on her face in the poster is total "I'm Dita, and you're not." more » la.donna.pietra: Thank you, Dita, for reminding me that I forgot to put on sunscreen today. more » Ultraprison!: This guy is suing WoW... for making you walk from place to place in the world of the game. Gosh, why can't Blizzard just sell a game that beats itself??? more » BytheSea: Poor Rhianna, for the rest of her life she's gonna be That Girl Who Got Beat by The Rapper. People won't even remember she's a singer too. She needs t... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Chris Weitz directed New Moon? Whaa? more » Ms Meghan: Erik bringing up the Catcher in the Rye should be flashing big red warning lights, yes? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: is there a person left on this planet who hasn't seen Kim Cattrall naked? it's a cool cause but, c'mon... more » Triphena: "I loved kissing them because they had flavored lip glosses on, which was great." That's adorable. I mean, that is like "Kids Say The Darndest Thing... more » SUNNY1: So even though he didn't bite her or do anything against her will, a 40 yr old still necked a 17 yr old, right? Just checking... more » Scout: i'm not sure why I tried but I really don't see Courtney's missive pointed AT Norton, rather, his "BM" which first, made me laugh but has to be some k... more » SUNNY1: Edit: "Come, Come, Come Closer With Your Wicked Tongue!" more » Tippi Hedren: Nice girth, Jude, but the length isn't doing it for me. more » Tippi Hedren: Shakespeare Day at Jez - LOVE IT. more » frugal: Is Jude short or is he just touring the hamlet of giant automobiles? more » -
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Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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"Go, Go, You Question With A Wicked Tongue!" — Hamlet
[New York, November 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
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Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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Geri's Ensemble Is Positively Hair-Raising
[London, November 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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"I'm Not Going To Jump, I Just Want To Talk To You About Xenu."
[Salzburg, November 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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"Titus Pullo, Sir. Late Of The Thirteenth."
[Los Angeles, November 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
