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more about #batman more comments → Eralc Alegna: Billy, how could you? Jessica Simpson?!?! The 13yo me just slammed her bedroom door shut and started sobbing more » MargaretMoony: *Gasp* NOT THE FRENCH FRIES!!! more » kookla: I would give my first born to hear Jake utter the line: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, but the chalice from the palace h... more » Snowbunny: Many parts of me think I would enjoy being fucked by David (Boreanaz). Also; if somebody told me they would pay me "more than one but less than three... more » lodown: It never pays to have a wholesome public image. more » Scout: Jane & Bradley!!! nooooooooooooo! no no! *stomps foot* I love you Jake but don't you dare TOUCH! The Court Jester *adores Danny Kaye* and Jac... more » scandalouskiki: The idea of Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan together may have just blown my mind. Does. Not. Compute. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Well, they haven't taken down any of Tiger's billboards in Times Square. Yet. Jessica, please don't let this be a Tony Romo repeat. "Victoria Beckha... more » ErinLovesYou: Congrats to Amy Adams! I didn't realize she was in "Drop Dead Gorgeous" until yesterday. Old news, yes. But still rad. more » Uju: These details don't shock me as much as the climate we have created in this country where every celebrity cheater has to make a public apology to us a... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Oh, Jessica. Just go to college or something! Have a life of your own! more » Highsmith: I think George Michael's honesty is great. I'll take an honest slut anytime over a "devoted husband & father" like Tiger Woods. Stay safe Georgie!! more » SarahHeartburn: Count the typos in the Daily Mail George Michael story. I know most proofreaders all over the world have been fired, but doesn't anyone use Word to c... more » BlondeGoddess: I miss the good old days of 'kiss, don't tell'. more » bread_and_potatoes: Zach Galifinakis is the kind of guy you could eat cereal and play scrabble with and have the best day. In fact, that's how I'd like to spend my Satur... more » -
#dirtbag
More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
- According to Radar Online, Tiger Woods has agreed to pay alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel "more than one million but less than three million" to keep her from sharing the details of their relationship with the public. [RadarOnline]
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#strangeencounters
Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton
This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton.
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#ragtrade
How Long Until Fat-Hating Fashion Stylist Invokes "But I Love Beth Ditto" Defense?
- The stylist who allegedly walked out on Mark Fast's show says it wasn't because the models were too "fat" - but because they were too fat to walk right! "The walk is very important,'' she explains. [Mirror]
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#dirtbag
J-Lo Turns 40, Jon Wants His Own Show, And Paris Claims She Inspired Michael Jackson
- Jennifer Lopez kicked off her 40th birthday on the set of her new film at midnight last night with champagne and a giant chocolate cake...that had a picture of herself on it. J-Lo: Team Cake! Who knew? [USWeekly]
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#wonderwomen
It's Time For A Female Superhero Flick
Batman and Spider-Man? Box-office gold. But where's the great female superhero movie? "There has never been a better time to include strong females into the equation," writes Thera Pitts. -
