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more about #bathroom PrairieGirl: OK, I totally can't remember where I read or heard this story or what time period the story is supposed to be set but here goes: A bunch of hoity-toi... more » NaomiReindeer: Living with a male for the first time (albeit, the construction-working-eating-"hoagies"-watches-UFC male), this has been a hard transition. I've gro... more » special_boots: The comments on this make me really sad (on Buzzfeed, not Jez). Ann Landers solved the lid issue MANY years ago: everyone who uses the toilet, put bot... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: The only thing I can't get behind on this silly list is the decorative soap nonsense. I still don't know WTF that shit is for. It's right up there wit... more » NefariousNewt: Note to guys: If you get a few drops on or around the toilet, a little piece of toilet paper takes care of those. There's no reason to leave your near... more » EkaterinaBallerina: My friend and I were once waiting in line behind a guy for the bathroom at a really grungy bar in St.Petersburg and when the door opened, the guy peek... more » CurtCole: I spend the bulk of my time in public toilets thinking, "Pretend it's water on the floor, pretend it's water on the floor...." more » HarpMadness: I don't know how you men live with those things. more » LuvEwan: I work at a shoe store with three men and we all share a bathroom. I have actually learned to levitate above the toilet. more » NefariousNewt: If I have an erection and I have to urinate, I sit down on the toilet, instead of standing up. Who the hell pees in the shower? more » bananaprincess: my 8 year old is really into saving the planet maybe this is why he does not use any paper as far as I can tell. more » Mrs. Jones: One word: BIDET They do it in France ... how could it be wrong? more » Scout: buy a bidet more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I use too much TP, but it's such a habit to grab a big wad that I don't ever really think about it. I was at a concert with friends recently, and my ... more » TildeMarks: While I appreciate the effort of those who use recycled/natural paper, my sensitive bottom simply cannot handle the scratch. Seriously, I end up so ch... more » fabulousmiriam: great TP story - my grandmother lived in rural Mississippi during the depression, and so taught my mother and her three siblings to savor each square.... more » thelawschooldropout: Please, please, please tell me that I'm not the only one who saw the episode of Tyra with the girl who ate toilet paper? Anyone? more » HalloweenJacqueline: Toilet paper is actually pretty wasteful, especially Kimberly Clark (makers and purveyors of Kleenex), as they use old growth forests (in Canada, amon... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Who's a folder, who's a crumpler? I'm a folder, because it seems to help me use less, but according to my local moring radio show, we're in the minor... more » Lizawithazee: Whatever happened to wiping your ass with hundred dollar bills? Don't tell me that's verboten now, too. more » -
#thejohn
"If You Have An Erection And Have To Pee..."
Here, a handy compendium of bathroom etiquette for the gentleman in your life. Now we just need one for the office ladies' room...[BuzzFeed] -
#dearjohn
It's High Time We Talked About Toilet Paper
Good afternoon. Earlier this morning, Editor Anna asked me my stance on "potty humor." I am somewhat pro. Thus, it is my privilege to discuss with you today's most important global issue: Toilet paper. More »
