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I Will Not Waste Chalk
The blog Bart's Blackboard is archiving the many phrases Bart has written on the chalkboard in The Simpsons's 21 seasons so you can give the pause button a break. [Bart's Blackboard via BuzzFeed] -
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Joaquin Rapping? We're Getting Punk'd
- Joaquin Phoenix's rap career: An elaborate hoax? Sort of.
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Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!
- The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]
