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more about #barneysnewyork more comments → msridiculous447: They're alligators, not crocodiles. more » o-line: This is much better than my family's idea of a witty Christmas, which would probably involve several farting gifts from Spencer's and a No Fat Chicks ... more » JerkoftheMonth: The Row's prices would make more sense if the clothes were made out of, I don't know, antique silk or RPattz's hair woven into fabric. But it's just J... more » GeneKuya: While I loathe Barneys' prices, I feel this story must be told: My (art history major) boyfriend and I (same major) went to the Whitney over the summ... more » viklane: For some spare change, I think I can afford a bitter sarcasm holiday. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: The price of the glasses is not too bad. I'm all about cost per wear and those those frames will last for a while but the earrings? No. more » Dr. Girlfriend: For $1700, those pants had better come with a damn clit-warmer. more » VirginiaDentata: Barney's, you say witty, and I say shitty Let's call the whole thing off! Seriously, fuck you, and your popped collar crock-block shirt too! more » shellsbells: Seems so odd to contrast images of Abe Lincoln with $2900 earrings.. I mean, he needs those like he needs a hole in the head. Too soon? more » randomnessish: I'm excited to do the "Find this Look for Less" feature on this catalogue for my internship. Should be super easy!! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dodai makes the big blogger dollars while I pull down my commenter nada because she can come up with words like "floordrobe." more » Bitingpika: This is probaby a dumb question, but what is an amoeba diamond? I've googled and everything, but nothing makes sense. more » MargaretMoony: I'm pretty sure I can find those sun/moon $2900 earrings for $10 max at the local craft fair. more » suzannelb: I'm pretty sure someone on Etsy has made every single one of those accessories for less than a hundred bills. ESPECIALLY the sun and moon earrings --... more » meritxell: an erotic life: Oh, Barneys. You can pretend to be witty, you cannot pretend to be relevant. more » -
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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More » -
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Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed a fine jewelry collection for Asprey, which goes on sale this week. The line, themed around snakes and called "The Protector," starts at $525; all proceeds go to support Jolie's children's charity. [WWD]
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Lindsay's Racy Leggings Ads; Steve Madden Teams With Mary-Kate & Ashley
- Here are leaked pictures of Lindsay Lohan's spring campaign for 6126. The images were shot by reality-TV-star photographers Markus Klinko and Indrani. [Gone Hollywood]
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Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
- Rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is donating her time (except for any free clothes she snags) as Emanuel Ungaro's new "artistic director." This gossip item, however, doesn't spell "Emanuel Ungaro" correctly, so its veracity may be questionable. [Fox 411]
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Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
- Katy Perry, like Lady Gaga before her, has succumbed to the charms of Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's fall collection. The singer wore this dress to the label's spring show — which is like wearing the band t-shirt to the concert. [People]
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Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs
- Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]
- Tom Ford to close-talking columnist: "Are you trying to smell me?" [NationalPost]
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Vuitton Copyright Cops Find Shoe On Other Foot; Tom Ford's Movie Wins Award
- Colin Firth won Best Actor at the Venice Film Festival for his role in former Gucci designer Tom Ford's directorial debut, A Single Man. [Vogue UK]
- Did Louis Vuitton make a $590 knock off of this New Balance sneaker? [WWD]
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Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
- Barneys' Simon Doonan: "Criticizing Ed Hardy for being cheesy is like saying that Elvis was 'flashy' or that Liberace was 'tacky.' It's a giant case of DUH! Of course it's cheesy! That's the whole point, you doo-doo heads." [NY Observer]
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Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
- At last, a celebrity with a realistic outlook on her whatever-line: "Unless you need it, it's just stuff," says Alicia Silverstone of her collaboration with Ecotools. [WWD]
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Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
- Twilight clothing is happening — it's only surprising it took so long. The duds go on sale at Nordstrom in October. Selina Khan, on the right, looks like she just doesn't care about Edward or Jacob, bless her heart. [People]
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Michelle Obama To Receive Fashion Award; Salma To Do Skincare
- Michelle Obama will receive a CFDA award — but CFDA president Steve Kolb isn't certain she'll attend. "We'll do whatever we can to get her here, but the award isn't about getting her to come." [AP]
