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more about #barf more comments → UnSeelie...I am baaack!: Nobody really kisses like that right? I mean I lick my ice cream like that but kissing like that? I mean if one of them flinches she is going to end ... more » Tippi Hedren: Obviously Paris went to the Bret Michaels' School of Barf-Inducing Kissing. more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: whenever my mom sees an over the top PDA she remarks 'true love' more » shorty63136: I just - PUKED. in. my mouth. I puked in my mouth, I said I puked in my mouth. more » dirtybee: PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... more » hatepaperdoll: more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Really, Paris. He plays BASEBALL, not tonsil hockey! more » prestocaro fears the culling: This is a leak from some new Tim and Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job! right? RIGHT?! more » swimmingly: The last person I kissed that came at me like that had just kissed a boy who had been throwing up. I don't trust people that come at me with an open m... more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: At first I was like, "oh my god ew," but now I'm leaning more toward "this is my new desktop background." Hilarity! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I think I've just been rendered sterile. Thanks, Jez. more » BabyJane: Eating someone's face is not hot. more » Lirael: Um when did Paris Hilton turn into a Succubus? more » rd2uk: oh wow. paris needs t re think her kissing technique. that is all more » The HZA.: Is she going to sucks out his brain like a Hulu alien? more » -
#snapjudgment
"You've Got Some Eclair On Your Chin, Let Me Get That…"
[Cannes, May 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#payforplay
"Sugar Daddy" Lady Explains She Is A Housewife, Not A Ho
The Daily Beast's "Melissa Beech" thought that when she wrote about her Sugar Daddy, the blogosphere would be supportive over her Louboutin lifestyle "that would be the envy of any young woman who enjoys life."
