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more about #banks dirtybee: Throw me in a Bush, but I'm all for more Gavin Rossdale on the big screen. The angsty grunge teen in me will always love him. more » TurtleSpeak: I am so disappointed by the SNL lineup. I know I shouldn't really expect much but... Megan Fox and U2 Boring and pompous. Ryan Reynolds and Lady Gag... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: While there is very little that Paris wears that could be considered cute, I really like her quote. I can't believe I just said that. more » Saddletramp: I do not understand all of the Porno bashing (hee hee...). I am going to operate under the assumption that you folks have not read the book, that is t... more » theKP: I'm used to the phrase "this is lethal" referring to toxic waste and my adopted greyhound's farts, but what *is* Courtney Love talking about? more » noisy doll: oh no Phil Collins ;_; I don't know what I would do if they told me I could never play the drums again. I had tendinitis for a few months but never ag... more » ErinGoBawl: Lady GaGa in bondage? Meh. I'll tell you an "edgy" photoshoot I'd like to see: "Lady Gaga wearing sweats!" Or "Lady Gaga Stuns in jeans and a t-shirt,... more » JennaW: U2 and Megan Fox?! more » whoneedslight: Does a spouse really own your image when you die? I'm a little freaked out by that. more » Ailatan: I think we need that Courtney Love translator to start cracking up the Lilo Rosetta Code. What did she say? more » AnotherJenn: Drew Barrymore, it's nice to see a woman talk about beauty outside the "cookie-cutter model body" without putting down the women who do have those mod... more » bess marvin, girl detective: that's the face of a girl who has lived every day twice. rick james will live in eternity with his quote about cocaine being a HELL of a drug. more » polypam: OHMYGOD! Is that photo of Lilo for real? Looks like she got into a bar fight with a bag of Cheetos (and by the looks of her possibly black eyes, the C... more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): With Ellen on Idol now, I may just watch. She's my Sex and the City.. there's nothing she can't do. more » TexasCrude: That picture, man. Did Lilo fuck the sun? Frankie says relax, girl, stay in the shade. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "Apparently there is nothing Sex and the City can't do" SO TRUE. Last night, Sex and the City was in New York and enabled Derek Jeter to tie Lou Geh... more » smizmar: Yes, Rebecca Romijn-Lettuce, but if your kids each have two kids, and they all have two kids...you're definitely going to be leaving the world with mo... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: It's not his fault.Like Sammy Hagar before him Jon can't drive 55! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis." LULZ!! Oh, John Mayer... am I beginning to like you? ... more » ihateyourescalade: It's official: LiLo is a complete imbecile. more » -
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More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
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Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
- Alec Baldwin is public enemy number one in the Philipines because last week when David Letterman asked Baldwin about his desire to expand his family, he joked:
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Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
- Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, posted a picture of Madonna pinching her butt on her Twitter, prompting rumors that the three of them had a tryst. Kanye claims it never happened.
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Chelsea Clinton's Beach Bod Is Better Than Torture
- Who knew? New York Post editors spend their days fantasizing about Chelsea Clinton in a bikini. Apparently, looking good in one is the only reason she would ever exercise. [NY Post]
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