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more about #bands Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Okay, this is just ... wrong. This is worse than Nigel Tufnel quitting Spinal Tap. It is *not* going to work. I mean, who is Joe going to write wit... more » boxspelunker: He looks so pretty in that photo - if it's not doctored all to hell, he looks like he's dropped some of the more dangerous habits he had. Which is go... more » BearDownCBears: The pop charts will never be the same. #steventyler more » Ineedmorecowbell: Maybe its not so much quitting as it is retiring, most people get to retire after 40yrs of working. #steventyler more » Cunning_Linguist: This is so weird. It's like your parents divorcing after 40 years of marriage. You can't help but think, "But you stayed together so long!" #steventyler more » la.donna.pietra: This merely supports my theory that Iggy Pop, Keith Richards, and Steve Tyler are all secretly the same person. #steventyler more » Curtice: Finally, the mellow sounds of The Joe Perry Project can now waft freely through elevators and dentist office waiting rooms without the unseemly remind... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Somewhere my sister is very upset. #steventyler more » CherriSpryte: So much for not wanting to miss a thing. #steventyler more » ErinLovesYou: My dad (an old rocker with a heart of gold) called me in tears about this. I thought Ozzy or my grandma had died. #steventyler more » Ski Bunny?: What?! Oh, for the fuck of shit! *stomps off in a huff* #steventyler more » boobookitteh: OK Steven, just walk this way and get back in the saddle again. #steventyler more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: There is no Aerosmith without Steven Tyler. Sad but true. #steventyler more » NewsBunny: This Boston native screams: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...! This is like..like... OMG, a Class-A Music Crisis. I'm writing a letter to Steven r... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Before I die, I want to hear this: "So and so quit, (died whatevs) and we figured since we have been around for almost 40 years, and we are richer th... more » PaintedTrollop: didn't they try this once before? I don't remember it working out so well for them. #steventyler more » annebreal: Cue the pointless reality show to find the replacement in 3, 2.... #steventyler more » sarasasa: At least I got to see them once *cry* If you'll excuse me, I have to go mourn now. #steventyler more » CollegeCamel: Dude, Joe Perry...what's the point? #steventyler more » fabulousrobots: Sambassadeur are Swedish and cute and awesome and I'm confused at to why they are here. My boyfriend's band once played with Carlos I'm Pregnant! The... more » -
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Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
Aerosmith's Joe Perry says that Steven Tyler has quit the band, though he doesn't "know for how long, indefinitely or whatever." Tyler has been with Aerosmith since 1970; Perry claims the band will try to carry on without him. [UPI] -
#schoolofrock
Did You Pick Up That "Ogre Smash Death Boom" Album Yet?
The A.V. Club has posted their annual list of terrible (and real) band names. Such gems as "Chicken Noodle Funk," "Your Kisses Cause Crashes" and "Religious Vomit" have all made this year's list. [A.V. Club]
