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more about #balthazargetty more comments → Doreen DelPurgatorio: There are all sorts of reasons to be critical of Madonna, but I don't get the snark about her only giving away $500K per year. That's a lot more than... more » margareita metermaid: "Dr. Nathalie Maullin, a psychiatrist who treated Anna Nicole Smith for drug dependency, testified that she tried to set up a program to wean the pin-... more » Island of Misfit Toys: I'd like to see Britney Spears' dad get conservatorship of Lindsay Lohan's estate. And Mischa Barton's also. #lindsaylohan more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Oh, Yoko. How I love you. You are the BEST. #lindsaylohan more » heykoukla: Kylie's a brave woman appearing in that Bollywood film. You could not pay me enough money to put myself out there for comparison with Bollywood beauti... more » yvanehtnioj: Okay, Carrie Prejean is an idiot and a bigot, but I can't be the only one that thinks it's outrageous for the pageant officials to tell her to get a b... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I don't get the celebrity obsession with Kabbalah. I have studied it a little bit and it seems to me that Kabbalah and "mainstream" Judaism are reall... more » boobookitteh: Jon Gosselin and Elie Wiesel in the same sentence does not presage a good day. #lindsaylohan more » ErinGoBawl: "Oh my god you just killed the mothership" is officially my phrase of the day. Drop a pencil? Step on my toes? Phone rings in the middle of class? Con... more » ytuhermanotambien: I just want to point out that the link about Russell Brand describes him as wearing "turquoise undercrackers." #lindsaylohan more » artyfarty: Ya know what Yoko, I feel the same damn way. The mirror always screws me. #lindsaylohan more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Always been a little "meh" on Yoko Ono, but that quote made me love her lots. That is super great, Yoko. Definitely awesomely great. #lindsaylohan more » FurrierAndIves: Julie Newmar, no question. Meeeee yowzer! #lindsaylohan more » rednrowdy: pinksoxhat, great minds think alike. adrienne vs. julie newmar?! oh go away adrienne, you have no power here! be GONE! before somebody drops a h... more » cate3710: I am shocked to hear that an addict was "uncooperative and hostile" when someone tried to wean her off drugs. Simply shocked, I tell you! #lindsaylohan more » -
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Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
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SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
- "Sources" say Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart just weeks after the birth of their twin daughters. Matthew will stay in their Manhattan apartment and Sarah Jessica will move to Brooklyn with the kids.
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Why Is "Toothy" Sienna Miller On The Cover Of Vogue Again?
Sienna Miller is in the new shitty-looking GI Joe movie, so naturally she's on the July cover of Vogue. Honestly? The fact that Sienna's on the cover (again) — and the story inside — is why Vogue is so nauseating.
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Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
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John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
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Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
- Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:
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Tim Gunn To Make It Work At The Oscars
- OMG! Project Runway's Tim Gunn will host the red-carpet arrivals at the official Academy Awards pre-show? Genius. Good Morning America's Robin Roberts and Entertainment Weekly's Jess Cagle will join him. Excellent. Carry on! [Variety]
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Michael Jackson Has 6 Months To Live?
- Michael Jackson is dying, according to the oh-so-reliable National Enquirer.
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Sienna, Balthazar Have _____ In The Bag
[Mexico City, Mexico; December 27. Image via INF]
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Diddy Desperately Wants To Be On 30 Rock
30 Rock is so hot right now, even Diddy wants a piece. "I'm definitely trying to holler at Tina Fey…Me and Tracy [Morgan], we've been talking, and we got a scheme up our sleeves."
