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more about #bailing more comments → femminista: At first I read that awning as "Pasties" and I thought perhaps she was declaring her love for sequin nipple covers. more » HaarzyLady: Oh, Bai Ling. You are but a delicate flower not of this world. Reach out to your home planet, I'm sure they can hear you from that concrete stump. more » keldo: Cease and desist. more » hydrogen_jukebox: Best way to hail a cab, ever. more » NoInheritance: I know she's crazy, but wouldn't it be awesome to spend a day with her? I feel like I'd wake up in a hotel room wearing nothing but Band Aids of Truth. more » Uncommon Whore: I don't have tv anymore so I just saw my first preview for this last night and I SOOOO want to see it. I love a good campy horror movie. Or a bad on... more » hellosunshine: I think Samaire is standing juuuuust so in front of the poster and that the hat is actually on Woody Harrelson's head :) (I think. I dig either way.) more » LaComtesse: Zombies on the red carpet? I want to shake the marketing/PR team's hand on this one. Brilliant. more » Rare Affinity: I feel rather affronted that one of the living dead can keep his spectacles firmly on his rotting flesh, whereas mine are forever slipping off. more » lilbobbytables: This just makes me hungry for nice, tasty brains. more » Spaceman Bill Leah: Bai Ling, always dressed inappropriately. Even when she looks lovely. Also, am I the only one who thinks the zombies' make-up looks cheap? more » The Lone Scout: Ling is always going for the shock value, right? How dare she look so formal and demure! more » Majrhoulihan: I would like to second the bit about Kathleen Turner's voice. She sat in front of me at a performance of Fiddler on the Roof and when she spoke to the... more » RobertaFisk: Shawn Robinson's dress is adorable, but compared to what everyone else is wearing, way too casual. Catherina Zeta-Jones looks amazing, but that dress ... more » shnuguel: Krk Dgls nd nn Bydns fc s wht nghtmrs r md f. srry, bt tht s scry. more » -
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Zombies + Bai Ling. Need We Say More?
Little Dead Riding-Hood says: The Zombieland L.A. premiere was a bloody, undead massacre. Oh, and then there were the celebrity zombies. More » -
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Fatal Attraction To 80's Clothes Shines Through At Michael Douglas Tribute
This year's AFI Life Achievement Awards was "A Tribute to Michael Douglas", so obviously, Culver City's Sony Pictures Studios was filled with Mike's iconic castmates, lovers, and stalkers. Oh, and Bai Ling. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Polish Catholics Protest Madonna; Danny Drunk Again On Morning TV
- Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…
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#niptuck
Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini
She's also the author of Nipples: A Novel and the auteur of the unrelated Nipples: Secrets of My Dreams. More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Beauty & Beastliness At Grey Gardens, Los Angeles
Grey Gardens' Hollywood premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre lat nightbrought out some fab, and some fug. Oh, and did we mention Bai Ling? More » -
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Fashions At Fast & Furious Premiere Induce Fury, Sullenness
Who knew there was a new Fast & Furious premiering last night at Universal City's CityWalk Theater? As to the clothes: Let's just say, if you were wearing Michelle Rodriguez's getup, you'd be grumpy too. More »
