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    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: How did Day One not make it??!! more »
    sequined: I may hate amateur vengeful poetry more than I hate amateur love poetry, and I really hate amateur love poems. more »
    brendastarlet is on it: No. 1 is very close to an ex. I had that "we're about to break up" vibe when he surprised me by sending a gorgeous bouquet for Valentine's Day. Nine d... more »
    queenieinmanhattan: Have they started withholding spell check as punishment for being generally douche-y or something? more »
    rollergirl76: Twelve dickheads texting, Eleven passive aggressive jerks bitching, Ten losers a-texting, Nine ladies a-running, Eight misses a-voiding,Seven stalkers... more »
    ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Dear Addiction Counselor, Kiss my fat ass. more »
    ceejeemcbeegee is not here: I wonder what kind of jelly goes with pure African-Canadian bread? more »
    ObtuseIntolerant: Nuggets of undigested corn!!!! So brilliantly unclassy, Anna, Merry Christmas right back at you, I love it. more »
    rollergirl76: "at least I know have a cool story about the relationship that came to an end when a girl got frusturated at not being eaten out. :P" Is this guy sin... more »
    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Day 1: Douchebags, guns, fishing bait, and fake wedding rings-man WalMart just has everything these days. Day 2: i give u medal 4 having a sole, kthxb... more »
    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: I believe Day 11 may be someone I knew. In my 20's, which was back in the 80's. He actaully checked behind my ears to see if I washed back there. He t... more »
    Peplum: The best crap text I ever got from a dude came from my now ex-bf a few weeks ago. I said all he cared about was having sex with me, and he texted, cap... more »
    Hazel: I have a really cool story about a relationship that came to an end when I got frustrated at not getting eaten out. It's actually not that cool. more »
    quatrevingtquatre: I get these sorts of e-mails. Which is why this is my new mantra: Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's pantie... more »
    SisterMaryMartha: I have a sneaking suspicion that the most recent date I had- were he to ever return my email, would totally write Number 11. Yo, St.Francis. Lemme get... more »
    Cerridwen: That was the best Christmas present ever, Jezebel. I especially love #6 (I majored in English in university and hoo-biy does that remind me of some gu... more »
    lucyjae: How about the simple, but eloquent "Yo" that I received from my ex-boyfriend at 1 o'clock this morning. It makes me wonder, was it simply a "Yo" or di... more »
    cocobanal: These make me wish I had saved this one email I got from a guy I dated one time. This person is somewhat well-known locally from his position at the N... more »
    Hazel: what is playful reparte? someone help me out. more »
    devilchyld22: It concerns me that some of these are from woman. more »
  • #crapemailfromadude

    The Twelve Days Of Douchebags

    While we can't publish every crap email that we receive in our inboxes, we can select some of the crappiest nuggets of crap and deliver them as a special holiday present to you.