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more about #badideas TwiceShy: Oh poor guy it looks (no audio) so painful i wish he was under. I hope Ali got back together with her bank account. more » Nuckin Futz for you: Personally I don't think anyone can make a decision that should apply to everyone. If you think tattoo's are tacky and trashy then kindly don't get ... more » youbehim: My husband is getting an outline of my birthmark. Not only does it make me feel better about it (it's a port wine stain in the shape of Australia on m... more » Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: The close-mindedness I'm seeing in this thread is making me sick. So you don't like tattoos. Fine. STOP CALLING US TRASHY. Seriously, ladies. Th... more » Helen Valentine: I love my tattoo. I thought it through extensively before getting it, had the design in mind for nearly a year beforehand just to make sure it was so... more » goodcheapfun: I have one word of advice for the ladies and skin art...henna. more » Her Grace: SNOWED IN: I have two, or four, depending on how you count. I conceptualize them as two: I have my feet tattooed in two places on each foot, the same designs on... more » lucylooo: My terribly important opinion: unless they are delivering vital drugs to my system, I don't want needles touching my skin. Also, I've seen too many ... more » MissRose: I have two large and visible tattoos on my arm (forearm and upper arm) as well as a medium sized piece on my back. I got my first tattoo at 18, the se... more » Dictator for Life: I'm making my cousin cover her tattoos up when she is my maid of honor this December. I hate them, she knows I hate them, and I told her that one rea... more » andromache: I don't understand how or why someone would get a stupid tattoo. A tattoo is something that should be meaningful, and a person should think long and ... more » phnuggle: I understand the stigma surrounding tattoos, and I see that a lot of commenters are kind of passionately anti-tattoo but logically, it doesn't make an... more » rainbrain: Okay, I'm going to admit to old fart status. I'll also admit that I hate tattoos. They're distracting. The human body and skin, especially naked sk... more » LaComtesse: My husband's mother disdains tattoos "Skin is the most beautiful thing on the human body! WHY would you DESECRATE it?!" to which my husband replies "I... more » ArtfulSlinger: As a somewhat tattooed individual, co-habitating with an artist and shop owner, I get uber aggro when it comes to the tatoo discussion. This MTV True... more » ihateyourescalade: God, I think tattoos are trashy. After all these years of keeping that opinion bottled up, it is SO. GRATIFYING. to say that. And before anyone t... more » pele tiger: I haven't gotten a tattoo in 8 years and don't plan on it ever again, but people will be asking me stupid questions about them until I am dead. It's ... more » UrbanAchiever: I hadn't an inkling that removal was so painful. more » wooden_shoes: I have a friend who got a tattoo and hated it, and got it covered up, and hated that, and got that covered up, and hated that and got THAT covered up.... more » RubyPenelope: These people annoy me, they are the reason people sometimes ask me if I would ever remove the one tattoo I have. The beautiful, easily covered one I h... more » -
#badideas
Think Before You Ink: The Painful Process Of Tattoo Removal
Last night's installment of MTV's True Life: I Hate My Tattoos profiled people who regret the ink they have. Over 70% of Jason's body is tattooed, which is proving to be a very painful mistake to correct with laser removal. More » -
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Former Mistess Feels Good About Airing
One question for Sheryl Weinstein: If you're "trying to put this behind" you, why write a book titled Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me 15 years after the affair? Oh, right, that. More »Winky DinkMadoff Dirty Laundry -
#bakeshopofhorrors
Just As Pro-Lifers Suspected...
People are eating embryos! And apparently, it's a trend! (NB: We'd personally never eat this cake. But we respect their right to do so.) [Cakewrecks via Buzzfeed] -
#badideas
"Natural" Rest For Breasts Looks Like Sex Toy
Despite having a large rack, I don't understand the need for the Kush Support. It looks like a dildo, and must have been invented by someone into titfucking. And $55? Are you smoking kush? [Buzzfeed] -
#badideas
Dad Inadvertently Teaches Son About Undercover Police Officers
Disturbing: a man takes his 14-year-old son to a prostitute to have his first sexual experience. Amusing: the son picks out a prostitute...who also happens to be a cop. Mom is gonna be pissed. [UPI] -
#trashtv
Crashin' Strip
"...Hill then emotionlessly commands them to strip. Feigning shellshocked disbelief, the girls pause for a second before taking off all their clothes down to their lingerie." And that's not even the worst of it. [Movieline] -
#archrivals
Booze Shoes
The problem with these stilettos for bartenders, in addition to being hideous and silly - and a rip-off of these - is that you will most certainly spill your drink on the floor. [Inventor Spot] -
#wtf
That Looks Comfortable!
"Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined." Basically, these "jewels" press a flower-shaped rug rash into one's ass. [RGS] -
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#beerbike
Dutch Treat
Here's a good idea: get ten people wasted and put them all on a massive tandem bike! Hence, the Amstel Light "beer bike," recently imported from the Netherlands. Yes, there's a (sober) driver. [BrandFreak] -
#guidedogs
New Zagat Guide Offers Advice On "How" To "Date"
Everyone's parents' favorite maroon dining guide is now moving into the romantic arena, with the newly released The New York City Dating (and Dumping) Guide. As they might say, we're "skeptical." More »
