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more about #badhairdays more comments → Jack_Burton: Wearing those earrings in the wrong environment could git somethin' bit clean off. Like wearing a liver bikini to the dog park. more » IceCreamIsAwesome: Umm I love Duffy, drink diet coke, and feel that woman are constantly dumbed down or sexualized in advertising but I'm not offended by this ad and I t... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: The Obamas and my parents come from the same school of parentin', I see. more » pear.shaped.Sara: "Mr. Obama is a modern-day dad who leaves the Oval Office for dinner with his girls, rarely misses a parent-teacher conference or piano recital and pr... more » CherWhorowitz: It's like when people ask how to store "left over wine." What is that? more » clevernamehere: The grey hair articles confuse me. Both my brother and my father were mostly grey by 25. I have several friends who had to start dying their hair in h... more » Kilotwat: Jamal may have had a happy ending in Slumdog Millionaire, but how many of the other slumdogs in the film did? I won't spoil more of the film, but it's... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "Left over Vicodin" I don't understand. more » MizJenkins: Wow...were there no left over pictures of kittens because that's a terrible way to end they day. That story about the Chinese students just gutted me. more » Kenyakarma: Sasha and Malia scoop dog poop. Did they get the puppy? Did I miss something. Is this going to be covered tomorrow in the State of the Union? more » Penny: Vicodin earrings remind me of the Helping Hands razor blade necklace. more » kelsium: I'm kind of sick of the Slumdog backlash. It is a fairy tale, plain and simple. Ever After doesn't necessarily provide and accurate depiction of feuda... more » I, Zombie Normal: I'm off to score a couple pair of earrings. more » bloodflower: are sasha and malia just randomly rollerskating? more » FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit: vicodin earrings, the perfect accessories for my xanax tennis bracelet. more » -
#leftovers
Even First Kids Have To Make Their Beds • Writers Question Slumdog's Authenticity, Title
• We'll point it out again for those who missed it: The First Couple are strict parents. Sasha and Malia have to make their beds, scoop dog poop, and be in bed by eight. • More » -
#tresstests
Hair Scares
Axl Rose, Donald Trump, Russell Brand, Jon Bon Jovi, and, um, Genghis Khan are a few of the men on this list of the worst male celebrity haircuts. [Guardian] More »
