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more about #babybumps BostonYenta: These are the Ig Nobel Prizes, which my husband invented, produces, and MCs. Yes, really. It was a great show. I'm kind of surprised Jezebel went with... more » missing_piece: The lack of a public health insurance option. You'd be amazed how much crap that will screw up if it gets passed. more » Lymed: The answer is obvious. Intelligent design. more » hilikusopus: How does a stork manage to fly with a bebe in its beak? These are the mysteries of birth. more » EndangeredRed: They are actually floating, held aloft by a cloud of smugness, but anchored to the earth's atmosphere by a deep pity for the single and childless. more » thoughtthinker: When Jesus uses his Christly telepathy to form a soul inside Mommy's womb, he sends Mommy dozens of tiny angels, with tiny angel ropes, to hold up Mom... more » Snowbunny: Little known fact: breast milk weighs more than liquid lead and is stored in the cankles of pregnant women, effectively anchoring them to the ground ... more » tiredfairy: Magic. And/or monsters. Either way. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Birthin' Hips! more » greengrey: Because no one shoves them. more » PaintedTrollop: Because each mommy is held up by a flock of storks, who later deliver the baby when it's time to come out of the mommy's belly button. more » andBegorrah: Because they don't get drunk. more » ihateyourescalade: Am I being too sensitive? I find this mildly offensive for some reason. more » sybann: I like big butts and I cannot lie. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Bebehs are ballast. Most folks don't know this, but "ballast" actually derives from "balls", which is where babies originate. more » BearDownCBears: This is why I always have a pregnant woman riding shotgun when I drive an SUV. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Also honoured was Professor Katherine Whitcome, of the University of Cincinnati, for analytically determining why pregnant women do not tip over. The... more » GirlFailer: Because a stranger's hand is always on their stomach propping them up. more » brookster: Some of them used to. Darwinism FTW. more » BAngieB: I don't know about the tipping, but they wouldn't be pregnant if they hadn't done some bending over. more » -
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"Why Don't Pregnant Women Tip Over?"
Ha ha, find out here, or submit your own theories, in the comments. [Times of London] -
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Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat?
Eating disorder activists Claire Mysko and Magali Amadei's new book, Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat?, comes out today. Along with author Esther Kane, they recently spoke to Demo Dirt about pregnant women's dread fear of baby weight. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Birth Her Third Baby
Today on The View, Elisabeth announced that she's pregnant, and due in August. I'll have you know that I totally called this two weeks ago and Anna said I was crazy. [This is true. -Ed.] More »
