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more about #babyanimals Thus Spake KATE!: my sweatshirt has a pouch, wheres my kangababy? more » elliebean: ...the size of a jelly bean at birth with no legs!!!!! Soooo little. Are they technically still incubating in the pouch then? I know what I'm procrast... more » LaComtesse: Ever since watching the World of Mammals documentary series with David Attenborough, I've been a little obsessed with monotremes (platypus and echidna... more » Kivrin: Human babies fill me with fear and loathing. But animal babies make me want to be an animal mommy. I think I was mistakenly given the biological clo... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: "I'll put my hands out and he'll put his little paws in my hands and then kiss me on the nose," she said. "He's just awesome." And I die of whooping ... more » wtfox?!: [Insert very profound statement that will doubtless meet the standard Jezebel expects from its commentariat.] OMGGGGGGGGGG SO CUTE MORE SHRILL NOISES. more » redqueenmeg: Every time a see a kangaroo I want to hug it, even the full-grown ones. I know they would kick me. I can't help it. more » Cattivella: I wouldn't put topless or scantily clad people anywhere near an espresso machine or brewer. COFFEE IS HOT AND IT BURNS! Just ask my hands and forearms... more » whats_in_a_name: whats so bad about the majority of doctors being women? I've had a women Dr. for a pretty good portion of my life and the only time it was even remote... more » jigglyball: Several Vietnamese coffee shops in Southern California have created a kind of "Starbucks meets Hooters" vibe with their scantily clad baristas. I say ... more » SunburnedCounsel: At least the hedgehogs are cute... more » librariesare4lovers: Yeah I looked at the pictures from the Hooters meets Starbucks cafes and um no- it's more like Cat House meets Starbucks. And making money off of prev... more » crazzzy_lady: Okay, I just read that last story...and now I don't even know what to say. It is a sad day to be part of the human race. more » AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: ...he was "laughing and making comments...about how the victim would never know what was happening to her because she was 'passed out.'" I'm done with... more » J.D.Regent: god, what is it with fucking radio hosts? they're worse than fark commenters, jesus. more » ihateemo: I read the "mob beats suspected child rapist" story on Eschaton earlier today. Those people are really no better than the guy they beat up. more » crazzzy_lady: "It's kind of like a bikini bar, almost," says La, 36, a recent medical school graduate. "It's unique. I don't think other cultures have this." Lady, ... more » wtfox?!: It's amazing how sometimes these posts make me ping-pong between AWWWWWW and OMFG DIE IN A FIRE and wanting to curl up in bed. My brain does not know ... more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Hmm, can we express mail those PA residents over to Jonathan Hock's house? Practice makes perfect! more » lilbobbytables: Hedgehogs rule! I am squeeing in unmitigated delight. And I am tempted to skip everything else to keep my hedgehog happiness. more » -
#babyroo
Aw-Inducing
The right way to start off the day is this story: Christina Cooper found a newborn baby kangaroo who had been abandoned by his mother and nursed him back to health for several months in her sweatshirt pouch. [WashingtonPost] -
#leftovers
Baby Hedgehogs Rescued • Man Assaults Unconscious Girlfriend; Posts Video Online
• After being abandoned by their mother, these two baby hedgehogs were taken in by an animal shelter in the UK. The adorable infants weigh 16 grams each and have to be fed every half hour. • More » -
#cuteoverload
Pandamonium
7-year-old female panda Lin Hui gave birth Wednesday morning to a healthy cub in a zoo in northern Thailand. The baby was a welcome surprise, since zoo officials did not know Lin Hui — a "celibate" panda — was pregnant. [MSNBC] -
#animalmagnetisms
Snort!
Five words: baby piglet at the beach. And yes, it's as good as it sounds. Jimmy Cliff is also involved. [Best Week Ever] -
#elephants
Baby Babar
Who wants to see a newborn baby elephant lolling about in the sand at a German zoo? If you do, click on the pic of a different, equally adorable wee pachyderm. [Reuters via Videogum] More » -
