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more about #baby Jack_Burton: That really sucks that it would be somewhere you couldn't reach it. more » Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: if you follow the links all the way through, it goes to British "Newspaper" the sun. Where all wise and true content comes from... more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock." more » electriklights: So very interesting. It's just like the Chinese baby born with his heart on the outside of his chest. I hope he gets the care he needs. more » Triana Orpheus: Forgive me for this, but I saw a porno the other day that had a man with an extra penis. They both looked fully-functional and well-endowed. He perfor... more » Shamrockette: You know, the second penis could come in handy during a threesome.............. more » casi nadie: I was going to make an innappropriate comment about threesomes. But after the serious comment i just left on the thread about date rape, I can't do that. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): He doesn't know if he's cumming or going. (oh, I feel very wrong now) more » Understater: Wangs to Fly. more » SylvanSylph: Did they circumcise that baby's back penis? It could just be the shape of it, but it also looks like it has been wounded! more » PrettyNotPretty: Eh, I've had a dick on my back too. Then I tell my boyfriend to move over to his side of the bed. ...I feel mean making jokes about the behbeh. more » Jello Mix: This reminds me of an old joke from "Married With Children." Al: The perfect woman has three breasts. Two in front and one in the back for dancing. more » musicpup: Is this another case of an absorbed twin? Because that's super gruesome right there. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Oh my God. That sweet lil bebe. Now he's going to have some hurty surgery and I has a sad. I hope none of his future schoolmates ever finds out. more » hello.kitty: Two dongs make it right. more » Santos L Halper: Is that a stegosaurus underneath your coat, or are you just happy to see me? more » quatrevingtquatre: I feel like I read another story about a Chinese baby with two penises a while back. more » Shamrockette: He'll be a fan of barebacking when he's older. more » hellosunshine: *clamping legs shut* NO THANK YOU. more » Oranges w/ Cheese has 2 cats! ahahaha.: What's wrong with his belly button O_o more » -
#strangebuttrue
Medical Marvel
An infant in China was born with a rare medical condition: he has two penises. And one of them is located in the middle of his back. Let the dick-punning begin. [WorldofWonder] -
#uhwhoa
The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
One big baby was born in Orange County, California last week. The hefty newborn boy weighed in at 14.2 pounds, and is probably the largest baby ever delivered in the O.C. [Telegraph] -
