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more about #babesintoyland more comments → par3: did it bother anyone how the newscaster said that dora had a 'little pudgy stomach'- she's (supposed to be) a CHILD! more » SomeAuthorGirl: What I want to know is how little kids who already love Dora are supposed to reconcile the coexistence of Sweet Little Dora and Skank Tween Dora. I ca... more » info*ninja: Shit, Dora is often held up as proof that boys can be interested in stories/activities/toys/etc that feature girls. Oh well, that was nice for a minute. more » stacyinbean: Why couldn't she just be an older cousin or relative? No need to 'skank' up (thanks CNN) the real Dora. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Sweet Jebus: That silhouette's dome is HUUUGE! Must be hiding a lot of geographical facts in that giant cabeza. You may even find Carmen Sandiego chil... more » I, Zombie Normal: Isn't Dora for little kids? Why are they aging her? Did Mattel think there was a market for tweens who sit around thinking, "I'm into exploring societ... more » MizJenkins: Here's another idea Mattel: stop being such lazy gits, put your collective brains together and come up with a new product for "tweenagers". For exampl... more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): Dora the BRATZplorer. Mattel just can't leave it alone. more » brendahamLincoln: Dollies are boring. WE WANT A NEW TOY! Presenting...LOG! Whaaat rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? It's good for a ... more » mariamariamaria: Doesn't Dora have any older cousins they could exploit instead? And if they insist on making an older Dora doll, why the shopping? Why can't she kee... more » saintbernadette: But it's not like they're doing away with original Dora, a la Strawberry Shortcake, right? How about they just don't buy the new Dora? more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Why does she have to be thin and attractive and fashionable? Why can't she still be a kickass adventurer that's maybe a little roly-poly (not roly-po... more » hortense: Did you guys catch the headline on CNN.com? "Dora the Explorer Going Skank, Moms Fear." I am not making this up. more » CherriSpryte: Um, in that silhouette, where is her torso? you know, the place between one's chin and above one's hemline? more » haguenite: Well, as long as she's not a pregnant prostitute I think we're good! more » -
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Breaking: The New Dora Has Been Spotted, Described
Despite the fact that no one's even seen it, a new, tween Dora the Explorer doll is panicking parents who worry. Mattel won't "reveal" the actual doll, but luckily CNN has a full description. More »
