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more about #axlrose more comments → Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » AfroJezeBella: WTF @ P. Diddy? Why does that sound like attempted rape? more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » frozengrapes: If possible (as in, if I had a vagina...) I would probably try to get preggers with Tiger Woods' baby, too. That would set you for life... more » RenoMartini: My six year old recently penned a poem for homework, and it went like this: My cat is fat My cat is big My cat is not a pig! It makes more sense, an... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » History Major: A woman who slept with another womans husband repeatedly over the course of many years is worried about her reputation as being mistaken for a hooker?... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon
- Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited." More »
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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
- According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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#bigquestions
What Will Happen To Chris Brown & Rihanna?
Right now, the latest on Chris Brown is that he was booked for making criminal threats, not domestic abuse. The reason?
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Britney On Hunger Strike?
- Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]
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Hugh Jackman Brings Aussie Charm To The Oscars
- Move over Jon Stewart, Hugh Jackman will be hosting this year's Oscars! "Hugh is the ideal choice to host a celebration of the year’s movies – and to have fun doing it." says a flack. [Deadline Hollywood]
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Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
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