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more about #axe more comments → SuicaLove: Can I say the best thing about Axe ads on the trains in Tokyo is the big warning included with them that reads something like "Please observe odor man... more » regazza_di_lupo: If this is supposed to be that the girls are attracted to lynx, shouldn't the impression in the snow be the woman on TOP? more » limber: I totally thought this was a Mary/Jesus/impregnating angel joke. And now I have absolutely no idea what's happening. To be honest, looking at them c... more » likepenguins: no no no, you see, that time when you only see one set of footprints? That was when God was carrying them. more » eatsshootsleaves: I... don't think this is creepy. I see two sets of footprints walking either towards or away from the car. The subtext -- that they had spontaneous se... more » PaintedTrollop: I'll stick with my 9mm, thanks. more » pond-side-over: I'm struggling to imagine sex in the snow being anything other then deeply unpleasant and uncomfortable, not to mention the awkwardness of a hard yet ... more » Penny: It looks like they each walked up to the car and then floated off. Maybe they were angels. Whoever they were, they had some pretty boring sex. more » marciax3: Imagine walking out to warm up your car and seeing that imprint. I'd be following tracks like a frostbitten Nancy Drew. more » jenrobe: What the... What the hell is this trying to say? more » amazoncowgirl: Actually, it doesn't look like there is ANY set of footprints leaving. It seems like two distinct set of footprints arriving from either direction. ... more » curiousgeorgiana: Wonder if the "bullet" burns as much when you aim for the eyes instead of double pits to chesty? more » Charmingbutalarminglydisarming: That image is really violent. And terrifying. Is this what is called a trigger? I don't usually have them, but it's bringing back some unwelcome memor... more » pajanguin: There is a joke about the "Footprints in the Sand" motivational story waiting to be made, here. more » NrthnLights: I'm "prepared" to shoot you in the kneecap with my 357 mag if you think that (A) I am doing anything involving naked body parts in snow or (B) anythin... more » -
#badvertising
Ladies: "Be Prepared This Festive Season" By Carrying Mace
Three new ads for Lynx Bullet body spray (the U.K. version of Axe) show snowy imprints of figures fornicating in dark alleys and parking lots, with only one set of footprints leaving. Should we "be prepared" for non-consensual sex? [AdWeek] -
#ughhardly
Jon Gosselin Ensures That Ed Hardy Will Forever Be Known As The Axe Body Spray Of Clothing
I am not a fashionable person. I have worn the same black t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers outfit since 1995. But I think I'm still qualified to declare that Ed Hardy gear has become the Axe body spray of clothing. More » -
