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more about #audrinapatridge more comments → pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » TransFat: Ah hoodrat. Haven't seen that term in awhile. Thanks Dennis for reminding me how creative misogyny can be. more » Tchotchke: I'm listening to Gish in memorial. more » HannahBethD: I'm so conflicted!!! I mean, Billy Corgan's music kept my teenage self from shuffling free of the mortal coil. But then Tila and the weird solo album ... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Jessica, please. I know things are tight with the college admissions because of the economy and whatnot, and it's true you're not eighteen anymore, bu... more » Evie Havok: I thought Nicole Kidman was 5'10''. IMDB lied to me? more » Hooplehead: Viggo speaks the truth. Much as it scares me. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Don't worry, Jess. My grandma told me a couple Christmases ago that she doesn't even bother trying to remember the names of the guys I'm dating becaus... more » morninggloria: Jessica Simpson has crossed the line from "star" to "starfucker." more » LaComtesse: Jessica: Is this chicken or fish? Billy: It's a Grammy, you idiot. Don't touch it. Why did I even bring you over here? Jessica: I'm about 15 years y... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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#clips
The Hills Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"
The Hills finale was last night, and it was a searing investigation into the heartbreaking truth about love versus fear, freedom versus security, and the virtue of having a rich and fulfilling inner life. Haha, jk. More » -
#tweetbeat
Elizabeth Banks Doesn't Read Vogue On The Toilet
Today in Tweetbeat, Sarah Silverman relates to Precious, writer Sloane Crosley decides what's gross, Elizabeth Banks makes rules about bathroom reading material, and Audrina Patridge tries to be more Christ-like. Plus: Donnie Wahlberg thinks judging other people is so 1989. More » -
#dirtbag
Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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#tweetbeat
Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More » -
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#overthehills
The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More » -
#dirtbag
More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama
- The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
- Kanye West new life of humility isn't off to a good start. Over the weekend at Common's benefit show in Hollywood he threw a fit when he wasn't offered food backstage and saw another man eating chicken.
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#snapjudgment
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of... Ziggy?!
[Los Angeles, September 18. Image via INFDaily.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jay-Z Defends Kanye; Second Lohan Robbery Suspect Found On Facebook
- Jay-Z is one of the few people still on Team Kanye after the VMA incident. "I think it was rude but the way they're treating him..." says Jay-Z. "He's on the cover of every paper. He didn't kill anybody..."
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#dirtbag
Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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#dirtbag
D.A. Rejects Tila's Case, Gisele Is Definitely Pregnant, And Dame Judi "Doesn't Know What A Feminist Is"
- The San Diego District Attorney's office has closed Tila Tequila's case against San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, stating that "there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed." [TMZ]
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#criticalmass
Sorority Row: Tedious, Unintentionally Horrifying
The studio behind Sorority Row, the horror movie featuring Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, and Carrie Fisher, didn't show the film to critics. Is it possible they didn't want audiences to know the sisters are racist and advocate "roofie sex"? More » -
#dirtbag
Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Demi Moore Calls Perez Hilton A Pervert; Tim Gunn Mocks Jon Gosselin
- Demi Moore is fighting with Perez Hilton over pictures of her 15-year-old daughter Tallulah Willis he wrote "slut" and "ass" on because her breast and butt were accidentally exposed. Demi said he isn't "taking violating child pornography laws very seriously..."
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#dirtbag
Madonna "Collapses" In Sofia; Cate Blanchett Injured In Sydney
- Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?
