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more about #attractiveness Jack_Burton: This story is like a year old... Probably several. I have a feeling they just update it slightly every so often. more » likepenguins: Ugh, it's even worse than a goatee. It's that thing boys do where it looks like they've dipped their chins in facial hair. What IS that? more » Bitingpika: In a related story, The Not Particularly Attractive Girls Union decided to also ignore Greenman out of solidarity. "Dude, stop acting like you're doin... more » Dictator for Life: This is like that show TLC aired last night, "The 650 Pound Virgin: The Weight is Over." The cameras followed around a kid who had lost 400 pounds a... more » FrannyR: Next: The Lesbian chapter of the Attractive Girl's Union declares that Mike Greenman's penis doesn't have magical powers that will make them straight.... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: This was awesome. I am still laughing. Also: The ticker at the bottom, detailing plans to include a warning label on the body of Mr. Potato Head after... more » prettycool: On behalf of the Girls with "Great Personality" Committee, I would like to make a hearty thank you to the Alliance of Hot Smart Guys for reaching out ... more » morninggloria: The Union of Average Dudes With Nothing Really Spectacular About Them held a similar press conference hours later where they outlined their response t... more » andBegorrah: The Onion is reporting true stories now? What's next - Jon Stewart being one of our only sources for honest political dialog? more » CherriSpryte: Ahhhhhh that guy looks like my ex. NOT COOL. more » RousseMacabre: Excuse me, if you feel the need to tell woman to lower their standards, only fair you lower yours... Which can be taken in a variety of ways. more » femme-bot: In other news, guys with nothing to offer feel entitled to fuck Harvard educated supermodels who cook/clean and are amazing in bed. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): A negotiation goes two ways - if Mr. Greenman would consider a razor, things might be different. But seeing that 67% of dudes with goatees have a 87%... more » colormeroutine: Ha! My roommates and I were actually discussing forming some sort of club the other day, with the mission of raising the bar of standard behavior for ... more » LilSpitfire: I will take a nice guy with a goatee. Even better if he games. Oh wait I don't have double F breasts, purple hair and weld a sword. Sorry I had to. more » BytheSea: Local news is saying the couple arrested at the Lehigh Pub called the cops themselves. Methinks much of the story hasn't been told. more » amazoncowgirl: Up front, I live in Australia, where tipping is not mandatory or expected (although it is becoming more common) and I have to confess I find the idea ... more » Definer-not-defined: All white people need to be deported! McVeigh was white! The guy who killed an innocent doctor was a white Christian!* Oh wait, whaddya mean that's n... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Why the fuck would any guy want to numb his penis? It's pretty simple. If you pop too soon you do things that your partner enjoys until you're ready t... more » whats_in_a_name: Boy uses spray to numb penis...inserts penis into girlfriends vagina...girlfriend ends up with numb vagina. Sounds like a thoroughly thought out plan ... more » -
#bloominonion
Attractive Girls Ignore Regular Dude
Attractive girls have unionized, The Onion reports. And they are not interested in "nice guys" with goatees. "At this juncture we cannot negotiate with an individual who stares at us for a half an hour," says a rep. [Onion] More » -
#leftovers
Going Rogue: The Condensed Version • New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
• If, like me, you can't quite stomach 432 pages of Sarah Palin's mudslinging, the AP has scanned the book for the most commonly used words to give us Palin in a nutshell: "Family," "kids," "oil," "energy," and "Alaska." • More » -
#butterbattle
Butterfaces And "Size Zero Girls:" The Morality Of Female Attractiveness
A recent study shows that men may be just as interested in a woman's body as in her face when pursuing a short-term relationship, news that True/Slant's Ryan Sager helpfully frames in terms of the charming moniker "butterface."
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#eyeofthebeholder
How Do We Define Beauty?
Is your preference for a low nose or a high nose? According to a recent study, North Americans and Brazilians identify beauty differently, especially around where your features are placed. But is nose height the only subjective beauty standard?
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#noshitstudies
Women More Picky Than Men About One Night Stands
British researchers report that men are more likely than women to agree to casual sex, whether the woman is attractive or not. However, most women said they'd only have a one night stand with an exceptionally attractive man. [Science Daily] -
#crapscience
Ann Coulter-Loving Scientist Says Women Are Getting Hotter
New research purports to show that women are getting more attractive, because pretty women have more children and, proportionately, more daughters. Take this news with, as the tabloids say, a boulder of salt. More » -
#cuteoverload
The Freaky Stuff We're Attracted To
Videogum posted a clip called "The Science Of Cute," which features factoids about the weird traits humans are attracted to — over video of puppies and kittens. For instance: More » -
#thelword
There's Something About Rachel
There was something that bugged me about Daphne Merkin's "Butch Fatale" piece in T Style this weekend that I've only just figured out. It's what bugs me about most pieces about Rachel Maddow. More » -
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#drinktilheshot
Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
If you're a woman, drinking may make you worse at judging male hotness — even after you sober up.
